And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5796. | Kane (kanekaizer) | 109.47 | 92% | 2016-07-18 |
| 5797. | mexican nipple (yoloswag) | 109.47 | 89% | 2012-10-26 |
| 5798. | Adam (eidolons) | 109.46 | — | 2009-02-07 |
| 5799. | asciiman (swishkebab) | 109.46 | 97% | 2013-06-11 |
| 5800. | Winson (wwang038) | 109.46 | 98% | 2022-10-21 |
| 5801. | Kevin (pubhub) | 109.46 | 99% | 2019-12-05 |
| 5802. | Danny (dannyzzzzz) | 109.46 | 99% | 2021-01-04 |
| 5803. | justy (justy92) | 109.45 | 98% | 2020-11-17 |
| 5804. | CatchMeIfUCan (nikpila05) | 109.45 | 99% | 2015-06-24 |
| 5805. | Adrian (afbslacker) | 109.45 | 97% | 2017-10-06 |
| 5806. | Bruce (bruceboy1985) | 109.44 | 97% | 2020-09-11 |
| 5807. | Tony (naka__) | 109.44 | 98% | 2021-05-27 |
| 5808. | Anton (antonbj3) | 109.44 | 96% | 2017-02-10 |
| 5809. | Ben (tt_ben) | 109.42 | 98% | 2020-10-10 |
| 5810. | pizza (amgrammargud) | 109.42 | 98% | 2021-12-28 |
| 5811. | Davi (daffes) | 109.42 | — | 2010-11-29 |
| 5812. | David (davidgreniercolemak) | 109.41 | 98% | 2015-06-29 |
| 5813. | Moe (moefaux) | 109.41 | 97% | 2012-02-03 |
| 5814. | H (hsanrb) | 109.41 | 96% | 2012-10-28 |
| 5815. | Dan (hyva) | 109.40 | 99% | 2019-03-18 |
| 5816. | Pirate (s4rawberry) | 109.40 | 97% | 2012-09-08 |
| 5817. | twitch.tv/blademasterrush (... | 109.40 | 99% | 2020-01-17 |
| 5818. | Chris (intoccabile) | 109.39 | 95% | 2012-10-13 |
| 5819. | Daniel (theoretic) | 109.39 | 94% | 2013-02-04 |
| 5820. | SH (kej12080) | 109.39 | 95% | 2013-05-09 |
| 5821. | Moridin (archer4) | 109.39 | 95% | 2012-08-17 |
| 5822. | Yogesh (yogesh86) | 109.39 | — | 2011-02-25 |
| 5823. | shuja (wild786) | 109.38 | 98% | 2011-06-05 |
| 5824. | zarry (zarryc) | 109.38 | 99% | 2017-07-27 |
| 5825. | I'm bad at typing (uzumakid... | 109.38 | 98% | 2021-05-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |