So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16550. | Tí cần không bạn (ron... | 73.91 | 97.4% | 2023-11-02 |
| 16551. | Ktren (kfashaun) | 73.91 | 97.1% | 2023-06-08 |
| 16552. | Nathan (mr_brosai) | 73.91 | 98% | 2021-03-10 |
| 16553. | Semyon (voronov) | 73.91 | 96% | 2018-02-08 |
| 16554. | King (kingshantha) | 73.91 | 94% | 2015-10-09 |
| 16555. | DollaBillYo (dollabill_yo@y... | 73.91 | 99% | 2013-08-07 |
| 16556. | Juan Miguel (migzmigzmigz) | 73.90 | 91% | 2012-10-18 |
| 16557. | Lava (lavadice) | 73.90 | 96% | 2020-10-11 |
| 16558. | Carl (carlalalala) | 73.90 | 97% | 2021-02-09 |
| 16559. | ㅤ (bazar397) | 73.90 | 99% | 2021-06-23 |
| 16560. | drew (drewe) | 73.89 | 91% | 2015-10-27 |
| 16561. | John (zonage) | 73.89 | 92% | 2013-12-17 |
| 16562. | patembe (patembe) | 73.89 | — | 2010-09-19 |
| 16563. | Its Me (infinityyt) | 73.89 | 96% | 2021-11-19 |
| 16564. | DeSparta (desparta) | 73.89 | 96% | 2016-02-09 |
| 16565. | Reaver (donk223y) | 73.89 | 88% | 2014-10-22 |
| 16566. | Kane (dotak) | 73.88 | 96.4% | 2023-08-07 |
| 16567. | lele (lelelawar310) | 73.88 | 97.7% | 2023-06-15 |
| 16568. | gusss (ursu718) | 73.88 | 97% | 2022-05-03 |
| 16569. | David (davidgilbarte) | 73.88 | 95% | 2021-04-14 |
| 16570. | Ice (ice_relentless) | 73.88 | 95% | 2017-02-28 |
| 16571. | Bring Them Home (aloni4u) | 73.88 | 96% | 2022-02-09 |
| 16572. | Ricky (rickybach) | 73.87 | 92% | 2015-04-06 |
| 16573. | God'sFavSon (alex50k) | 73.87 | 95% | 2023-07-05 |
| 16574. | 光次郎 (koujiro) | 73.87 | 97% | 2022-08-02 |
| 16575. | Masayuki (masamugu123) | 73.87 | 96% | 2018-04-09 |
| 16576. | Duy (scorpiontdvc) | 73.87 | — | 2009-12-20 |
| 16577. | Kabir (kabirbaidhya) | 73.87 | 98% | 2015-10-13 |
| 16578. | Ji (jeeble) | 73.87 | — | 2011-04-02 |
| 16579. | Solitude (gifoimir) | 73.87 | 92% | 2011-09-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |