So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13697. | Kyle (ospintriple) | 78.61 | 96% | 2021-06-07 |
| 13698. | ig: erik_toledoo (pepegacha... | 78.61 | 98% | 2023-02-04 |
| 13699. | Nicolau (nicolaud) | 78.61 | 97% | 2015-11-21 |
| 13700. | pjr_types (pjr_types) | 78.61 | 96% | 2021-08-25 |
| 13701. | TD (pussiahma) | 78.61 | 96% | 2020-01-13 |
| 13702. | Andrew (fissionessence) | 78.60 | 98% | 2021-08-18 |
| 13703. | asic (asicengineer) | 78.60 | 95% | 2014-09-29 |
| 13704. | Quinten (qspuijman) | 78.60 | 96% | 2023-07-02 |
| 13705. | Joe (warrenhollywood) | 78.60 | 86% | 2013-11-07 |
| 13706. | pav (pavpanda) | 78.60 | 95% | 2021-01-02 |
| 13707. | Will (whydoyouhavetogo) | 78.60 | 96.5% | 2021-01-30 |
| 13708. | Mic (thehashslingingslasher) | 78.60 | 93% | 2014-05-23 |
| 13709. | Lenneth (tran01hai) | 78.60 | 96% | 2016-01-12 |
| 13710. | Mitchell (mdyer44) | 78.60 | 92% | 2016-07-07 |
| 13711. | ±ђєΐĴдŊэ± (janegoth) | 78.60 | — | 2010-03-01 |
| 13712. | Ganesh (ganesh_100) | 78.60 | 98% | 2011-11-09 |
| 13713. | AmazingKitchen (amazingkitc... | 78.59 | 97% | 2021-10-25 |
| 13714. | Ryan (arkephonic) | 78.59 | 98% | 2021-11-03 |
| 13715. | FlashX83 (flashx83) | 78.59 | 92% | 2012-02-02 |
| 13716. | Davide (davidez) | 78.59 | 95% | 2013-11-08 |
| 13717. | Speed (catchup) | 78.59 | — | 2010-01-23 |
| 13718. | YakobuSenpai (yakobusenpai) | 78.58 | 95.4% | 2021-02-15 |
| 13719. | Mike (lostazn619) | 78.58 | 97% | 2021-02-21 |
| 13720. | Arjun (arjun.webmail@gmail.... | 78.58 | 94% | 2012-03-27 |
| 13721. | zsolesz71 (zsolesz71) | 78.58 | 98% | 2019-08-11 |
| 13722. | David (le_zeblitz) | 78.58 | 97% | 2020-03-05 |
| 13723. | Derek (dths03) | 78.58 | 97% | 2011-08-29 |
| 13724. | ZG (zgcuber) | 78.57 | 97.2% | 2023-10-27 |
| 13725. | Duke (dukemagnum) | 78.57 | 96% | 2019-12-07 |
| 13726. | Zorro (zorro_2017) | 78.57 | 91% | 2017-04-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |