Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22782. | Muzzle (muzzlerat) | 64.69 | 89% | 2014-03-26 |
| 22783. | Becky (bky_26) | 64.69 | 96% | 2015-08-17 |
| 22784. | Whatshisname (whatshisname) | 64.69 | 96% | 2018-06-24 |
| 22785. | mky (omkyo) | 64.69 | 93% | 2019-04-06 |
| 22786. | Michael (thegadabout) | 64.68 | 91% | 2016-07-21 |
| 22787. | Angela (angcortez) | 64.68 | 80% | 2012-01-08 |
| 22788. | Batteekha (batteekha) | 64.68 | 97% | 2021-12-18 |
| 22789. | Gabriel (1haggy) | 64.68 | 94% | 2017-11-28 |
| 22790. | Arturo (techxnique) | 64.68 | 94% | 2016-02-21 |
| 22791. | Aditya (aditya9219) | 64.67 | 97% | 2020-06-15 |
| 22792. | lrr13 (lrr13) | 64.67 | 94% | 2017-08-07 |
| 22793. | Bellamia (bellamiashafira) | 64.67 | 97% | 2014-08-24 |
| 22794. | Pontazz (pontazz) | 64.67 | — | 2011-03-21 |
| 22795. | Telight (telight) | 64.67 | 93% | 2014-03-22 |
| 22796. | maria (trebol) | 64.67 | — | 2008-12-01 |
| 22797. | boss (bosssss) | 64.67 | 94% | 2013-12-09 |
| 22798. | aokasokasdsaok (maoiie) | 64.66 | 94% | 2022-07-11 |
| 22799. | ZI TENG (chanziteng) | 64.66 | 97% | 2019-03-23 |
| 22800. | the (zangetsuthesage) | 64.66 | 96% | 2021-06-30 |
| 22801. | James (jimmyt50) | 64.66 | 96% | 2020-08-27 |
| 22802. | eplicator (davideplee) | 64.66 | 90% | 2013-08-01 |
| 22803. | Cora (tigercobra) | 64.66 | 97% | 2014-11-16 |
| 22804. | Rolf (epostenmin) | 64.66 | 84% | 2015-05-09 |
| 22805. | Michael (somnial) | 64.66 | 97% | 2013-10-31 |
| 22806. | Bryz (bryz2k3) | 64.65 | 96% | 2022-04-04 |
| 22807. | Abdullah (bunajim) | 64.65 | 97% | 2016-11-18 |
| 22808. | Serena (nerdyjoker) | 64.65 | 97% | 2016-04-28 |
| 22809. | Mitch (toddlerdust) | 64.64 | 93% | 2016-06-24 |
| 22810. | Karl Petter (trebua) | 64.64 | 87% | 2016-08-20 |
| 22811. | Marlo (the_law_ph) | 64.64 | 94% | 2021-04-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |