So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16093. | guest (woopy) | 74.58 | 98% | 2012-11-24 |
| 16094. | Guest (cromernova) | 74.57 | 98% | 2023-01-19 |
| 16095. | yu-kun (yu_kun271) | 74.57 | 94.9% | 2023-09-09 |
| 16096. | Brett (bahkry) | 74.57 | 97% | 2021-01-12 |
| 16097. | Michi (megitsune) | 74.57 | 96% | 2019-10-09 |
| 16098. | Truong (blue5) | 74.57 | — | 2010-02-23 |
| 16099. | Rossco (total365) | 74.57 | 95% | 2015-04-14 |
| 16100. | Lightning (nirajp) | 74.57 | 93% | 2016-11-10 |
| 16101. | iamsuperior (iaminferior) | 74.56 | 97% | 2018-10-04 |
| 16102. | FP31 (fp31) | 74.56 | 97.8% | 2023-10-29 |
| 16103. | timtam420 (timtam420) | 74.56 | 96% | 2021-07-23 |
| 16104. | Tu (doangiangyen) | 74.56 | — | 2009-07-29 |
| 16105. | White (beast_5) | 74.55 | 96% | 2021-12-21 |
| 16106. | Daniel (dark0nee) | 74.55 | 96% | 2021-09-14 |
| 16107. | Joelle (abbyaguas) | 74.55 | 98% | 2014-05-02 |
| 16108. | T (ltsa) | 74.55 | 98% | 2014-10-08 |
| 16109. | John (awesomejohn3) | 74.54 | 96% | 2015-08-04 |
| 16110. | eplicator (davideplee) | 74.54 | 95% | 2013-08-03 |
| 16111. | Kuliseins (kuliseinsscmeckt... | 74.54 | 91% | 2013-09-29 |
| 16112. | Andy (andy4574) | 74.53 | 95% | 2016-08-03 |
| 16113. | Bill (billsbiceps) | 74.53 | 98% | 2022-10-22 |
| 16114. | Ben (benyefet) | 74.53 | 97% | 2020-01-20 |
| 16115. | DefyingTheOdds (brianwood16) | 74.53 | 98% | 2012-06-29 |
| 16116. | Tuan (tuan) | 74.53 | 99% | 2012-05-25 |
| 16117. | Mahmoud (opssheesh) | 74.52 | 96% | 2019-03-12 |
| 16118. | Random (65h1000) | 74.52 | 98% | 2020-06-30 |
| 16119. | Jason (liushaobo) | 74.52 | 96% | 2020-04-28 |
| 16120. | micah (ratrug) | 74.52 | 95% | 2023-04-01 |
| 16121. | Kok Kun (kokkun92) | 74.52 | 98% | 2021-10-04 |
| 16122. | Pragyan (swordfish999) | 74.52 | 98% | 2021-03-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |