Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3891. | Mango (mangotdm) | 103.30 | 97% | 2022-10-07 |
| 3892. | Ryan Smith (chickenhelmet) | 103.30 | 99.1% | 2023-09-24 |
| 3893. | Jacob (jacobjuras) | 103.30 | 97% | 2022-02-02 |
| 3894. | Mathias (wizh) | 103.30 | 98% | 2015-10-16 |
| 3895. | Johnny (airshield) | 103.30 | 98% | 2013-07-02 |
| 3896. | Nisse (nissevex) | 103.29 | 98% | 2021-04-13 |
| 3897. | Ryan (diophantine) | 103.29 | 92% | 2012-02-14 |
| 3898. | BK (bk_dev) | 103.28 | 96% | 2023-07-07 |
| 3899. | corklotus3 (corklotus3) | 103.28 | 96.8% | 2023-10-03 |
| 3900. | Shannen (shannen_04) | 103.28 | 98% | 2023-04-05 |
| 3901. | JohnsDog (johnsdog) | 103.28 | 95% | 2021-09-07 |
| 3902. | Ed (epackman) | 103.28 | 97% | 2011-09-02 |
| 3903. | $low (brokenkeyboardtest) | 103.28 | 96% | 2018-04-15 |
| 3904. | de_troit (de_troit) | 103.26 | 99% | 2018-01-18 |
| 3905. | your (flintlok) | 103.26 | 98% | 2021-08-31 |
| 3906. | SomeGuy (hexadecimal101) | 103.26 | 98% | 2021-10-16 |
| 3907. | Quốc (cangu07042006) | 103.25 | 97% | 2021-06-11 |
| 3908. | sawyer (tdsg) | 103.25 | 97% | 2020-11-28 |
| 3909. | Gabriel (gerpaderp) | 103.25 | 93% | 2016-07-18 |
| 3910. | David (davidcrone) | 103.25 | — | 2010-02-27 |
| 3911. | Asume (asume1) | 103.24 | 97% | 2019-04-05 |
| 3912. | Dave (coltdriver) | 103.24 | 99.1% | 2023-08-06 |
| 3913. | Paul Allen (xps61092) | 103.24 | 97% | 2023-07-01 |
| 3914. | Easy Job, Easy Money :) (me... | 103.24 | 98% | 2012-02-06 |
| 3915. | (dalivan) | 103.24 | 96% | 2017-06-03 |
| 3916. | xf (xinstrumentality) | 103.24 | 87% | 2012-09-23 |
| 3917. | Senor (senorqueso42) | 103.24 | 97% | 2016-03-07 |
| 3918. | asdf (intheoryno) | 103.23 | 94% | 2014-05-31 |
| 3919. | Dylan (coolguybro) | 103.23 | 94% | 2016-10-31 |
| 3920. | aqibm (aqibm) | 103.23 | 97% | 2018-01-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |