And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12065. | Callisto (dpi24) | 93.29 | 97% | 2021-08-31 |
| 12066. | Deep dGz (deep_dgz) | 93.29 | 98% | 2022-03-07 |
| 12067. | Maarten (arf0r) | 93.29 | 98% | 2022-05-23 |
| 12068. | bugbugbug (big_rory) | 93.29 | 97.8% | 2023-10-01 |
| 12069. | sophia (sophiacav) | 93.29 | 97% | 2021-09-07 |
| 12070. | Angel (anqel) | 93.29 | 97% | 2019-12-22 |
| 12071. | Purple (purple_purpur) | 93.29 | 97% | 2022-12-21 |
| 12072. | Pacitoman (des_2002) | 93.28 | 98.3% | 2023-10-30 |
| 12073. | Solomon (a1l337sauce) | 93.28 | 96% | 2012-06-02 |
| 12074. | Georgina (georginawheeler) | 93.28 | 93% | 2013-09-25 |
| 12075. | Aaron (electrofox) | 93.28 | 96% | 2020-02-20 |
| 12076. | Trident (quasifriction) | 93.28 | 96% | 2012-01-07 |
| 12077. | Patrick (patricktrahan) | 93.28 | — | 2011-03-28 |
| 12078. | Sean (seanigon) | 93.27 | 98% | 2019-05-30 |
| 12079. | Kadz (kadzz) | 93.27 | 98% | 2023-07-24 |
| 12080. | Alex (alex967cw) | 93.27 | 95% | 2021-01-07 |
| 12081. | timothy (timmysuh904) | 93.26 | 94% | 2017-04-25 |
| 12082. | Ox (oxtookbronze) | 93.26 | 98% | 2022-05-05 |
| 12083. | Andrew (andrewmclellan) | 93.26 | 98.3% | 2021-02-20 |
| 12084. | Neil Franco (neilprangko) | 93.26 | 96% | 2020-08-08 |
| 12085. | Felix (felixleong) | 93.26 | 98% | 2013-03-12 |
| 12086. | Alexander (chacka) | 93.26 | — | 2008-10-23 |
| 12087. | Bryant (arcadeshift) | 93.26 | 95% | 2016-08-06 |
| 12088. | David (davidbokman) | 93.26 | 98% | 2017-06-25 |
| 12089. | Al Ryan (haldroid) | 93.26 | 98% | 2017-10-06 |
| 12090. | Mike (mhz5) | 93.25 | 96% | 2015-02-25 |
| 12091. | binaypau (binaypau) | 93.24 | 99% | 2022-12-23 |
| 12092. | Adrm (empirestate) | 93.24 | 98% | 2021-07-20 |
| 12093. | Oxey (oxey_was_taken_smh) | 93.24 | 96% | 2021-11-06 |
| 12094. | Šejla (sejla) | 93.24 | 96% | 2016-02-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |