The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 33276. | Meinrad (meinrad) | 60.80 | 93% | 2014-11-04 |
| 33277. | NavarXo (bimbrownik) | 60.79 | 97% | 2024-01-21 |
| 33278. | Panda (supa_panda) | 60.79 | 93.5% | 2024-06-06 |
| 33279. | Cruz (cruz_13) | 60.79 | 96% | 2024-06-04 |
| 33280. | Hey Hey Hey (muhammadtaj2006) | 60.79 | 95.1% | 2025-02-08 |
| 33281. | Autalgia (autalgia) | 60.79 | 94.8% | 2023-11-12 |
| 33282. | drunkenmonkey98 (drunkenmon... | 60.79 | 96.6% | 2023-12-13 |
| 33283. | Tamar (ta_mar907) | 60.79 | 98% | 2024-09-28 |
| 33284. | Simone (motonacciu) | 60.79 | 94% | 2016-05-15 |
| 33285. | Moriarty (reepchieep) | 60.79 | 93% | 2014-05-10 |
| 33286. | Thomas (thomashoffie) | 60.78 | 96% | 2025-02-22 |
| 33287. | genius15 (genius12345) | 60.78 | 95% | 2024-04-08 |
| 33288. | Y (firewatermelon) | 60.78 | 98% | 2021-08-12 |
| 33289. | Aurun Bhattarai (aurun_50) | 60.78 | 96.1% | 2024-12-13 |
| 33290. | Alnas (alnasnasu) | 60.78 | 97% | 2021-10-10 |
| 33291. | Mike (kooka) | 60.78 | 91% | 2012-10-23 |
| 33292. | JuzzANormalTyprr (karthik0017) | 60.77 | 96.3% | 2024-12-17 |
| 33293. | Abby (abbykiehlbauch) | 60.77 | 95% | 2021-02-26 |
| 33294. | JJ (jeybec) | 60.77 | 98% | 2025-03-22 |
| 33295. | Link (averageslowspeed) | 60.77 | 98% | 2024-04-15 |
| 33296. | Neziak (neziak_3) | 60.77 | 97% | 2024-03-14 |
| 33297. | Dragon (dragontiger928) | 60.77 | 97% | 2024-11-06 |
| 33298. | ualiur (ualiurrahat) | 60.77 | 98.7% | 2024-07-13 |
| 33299. | david (davidbeshay) | 60.77 | 94% | 2021-09-14 |
| 33300. | Tuan (sevent) | 60.77 | 93% | 2015-03-19 |
| 33301. | qwvl (qwvl) | 60.76 | 95.2% | 2024-07-12 |
| 33302. | mayr (mayruwu) | 60.76 | 95% | 2021-11-16 |
| 33303. | omari fredrick (juiceymoosey) | 60.76 | 95% | 2025-04-03 |
| 33304. | Azrael (_azrael) | 60.76 | 96% | 2025-06-10 |
| 33305. | takki (liltakki) | 60.76 | 96% | 2021-12-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |