So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 33221. | Kratz (kratz131) | 46.87 | 92% | 2019-03-26 |
| 33222. | neimet nene (neshyiasmith) | 46.87 | 95% | 2016-05-09 |
| 33223. | thien (khoi) | 46.87 | — | 2009-02-15 |
| 33224. | Hieronymus (countschlick) | 46.87 | 93% | 2012-05-05 |
| 33225. | Vương (cotcac) | 46.87 | 91% | 2011-07-14 |
| 33226. | roadTo (mickcheck) | 46.86 | 95% | 2023-02-10 |
| 33227. | teka_beka (teka_beka) | 46.86 | 94.7% | 2023-10-08 |
| 33228. | Tama (enigmania) | 46.86 | 93% | 2011-12-17 |
| 33229. | Sarah (uncreative) | 46.86 | — | 2008-11-11 |
| 33230. | David (kusakd) | 46.85 | — | 2010-07-13 |
| 33231. | ruby (rubz) | 46.85 | 94% | 2015-03-23 |
| 33232. | maratKX (maratkx) | 46.85 | 91% | 2014-04-04 |
| 33233. | 7783937005 (skullandme) | 46.84 | 96% | 2023-02-03 |
| 33234. | Anna (annairl) | 46.84 | 94% | 2011-10-04 |
| 33235. | joey (sl0wm0) | 46.83 | 95% | 2021-03-23 |
| 33236. | Ash (shotz) | 46.83 | 87% | 2011-11-08 |
| 33237. | Aldi (likabicboi) | 46.82 | 90% | 2014-02-18 |
| 33238. | Hasan (hassanese) | 46.82 | 93% | 2021-12-27 |
| 33239. | David (david_nguyen21) | 46.82 | 93% | 2020-02-18 |
| 33240. | Islam (rehanislam) | 46.82 | 93% | 2014-09-24 |
| 33241. | Edward (minikooper117) | 46.82 | 87% | 2015-03-16 |
| 33242. | Lai (abcdelaiyin) | 46.82 | 94% | 2014-09-10 |
| 33243. | AAshmawy (amira3) | 46.82 | 90% | 2015-05-31 |
| 33244. | Kit (kitibob) | 46.82 | 90% | 2013-12-08 |
| 33245. | Dean (dino22) | 46.81 | 92% | 2021-08-15 |
| 33246. | SH (shrony) | 46.81 | 96% | 2021-08-06 |
| 33247. | da (utyar) | 46.81 | 94% | 2014-06-27 |
| 33248. | Don (dondthird) | 46.81 | — | 2010-01-05 |
| 33249. | Guest (brexit_bus) | 46.80 | 97% | 2023-07-23 |
| 33250. | Kobiljon (qobiljon) | 46.80 | 89% | 2014-12-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |