The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4564. | Keiko (hulagrl88) | 104.45 | 98% | 2014-03-06 |
| 4565. | Leoking (pentatonix) | 104.45 | 94% | 2014-02-03 |
| 4566. | Samir (weredeer708) | 104.45 | 98% | 2011-09-27 |
| 4567. | Marcus (marcusmandarin) | 104.44 | 98% | 2021-06-28 |
| 4568. | frontier64 (frontier64) | 104.44 | 100% | 2018-12-08 |
| 4569. | Upendi (upendi) | 104.44 | 98% | 2015-03-24 |
| 4570. | Ryan (rockman829) | 104.43 | 94% | 2016-07-01 |
| 4571. | Agueroooo (chazgordy) | 104.43 | 99% | 2020-01-03 |
| 4572. | Helgi (helgim) | 104.43 | — | 2009-08-05 |
| 4573. | Julianne (jdunn80) | 104.43 | — | 2010-01-31 |
| 4574. | Cherry (butterfly19) | 104.42 | 99% | 2019-12-30 |
| 4575. | NJD (njdolphin) | 104.42 | 95% | 2015-01-31 |
| 4576. | Dambi (tomino) | 104.41 | 97% | 2015-01-12 |
| 4577. | Jean (xjean) | 104.41 | 97% | 2018-10-06 |
| 4578. | nerodark (nerodark) | 104.41 | 100% | 2013-12-25 |
| 4579. | David (digtron) | 104.41 | 98% | 2016-05-04 |
| 4580. | Ian (s0ft3n) | 104.40 | 96% | 2021-07-16 |
| 4581. | David (david32456) | 104.40 | 98% | 2013-02-20 |
| 4582. | puffingprie (puffingprie) | 104.39 | 98% | 2023-09-01 |
| 4583. | carve (carve) | 104.39 | 98% | 2022-03-17 |
| 4584. | Rodrigo (rugoso) | 104.39 | 100% | 2021-03-09 |
| 4585. | Anthony (pianokid88) | 104.38 | 93% | 2016-10-28 |
| 4586. | dimitri (rubikscube44) | 104.38 | 100% | 2013-04-06 |
| 4587. | dudududu (er132er) | 104.38 | 98% | 2018-05-14 |
| 4588. | Eric (yolokun) | 104.38 | 94% | 2014-06-20 |
| 4589. | Tim (sirdigger) | 104.38 | — | 2011-02-12 |
| 4590. | pale blues (londonparisnyc) | 104.38 | 97% | 2013-10-18 |
| 4591. | James (soafe) | 104.36 | — | 2011-04-24 |
| 4592. | Karvinen (karvinen) | 104.36 | 89% | 2013-03-28 |
| 4593. | matteo (matteo) | 104.35 | 95% | 2015-08-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |