The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19884. | lim (yeeping1) | 72.16 | 95% | 2014-12-21 |
| 19885. | Padtoles (tadp) | 72.15 | 95.6% | 2023-09-16 |
| 19886. | Chin (chinnoname) | 72.15 | 92% | 2016-11-25 |
| 19887. | techfool (techfool) | 72.15 | 99% | 2022-03-30 |
| 19888. | Arees (arees) | 72.15 | 96% | 2021-11-10 |
| 19889. | Beddytear (beddytear) | 72.15 | 95% | 2020-04-18 |
| 19890. | J (irocamora) | 72.15 | 98% | 2020-09-02 |
| 19891. | Wilson (thewilson) | 72.15 | 94% | 2016-07-01 |
| 19892. | Darren Christiano (darrench... | 72.14 | 95% | 2023-09-11 |
| 19893. | TOP (man_stop) | 72.14 | 96% | 2020-10-06 |
| 19894. | Ben (bmainbird) | 72.14 | 96% | 2023-06-04 |
| 19895. | Ameer (ameeryaqoob) | 72.14 | 97% | 2020-10-09 |
| 19896. | Rian (m_rap) | 72.14 | 96% | 2013-10-28 |
| 19897. | Teemu (olympos) | 72.14 | 96% | 2013-12-26 |
| 19898. | AKH (coco212) | 72.14 | 96% | 2014-03-21 |
| 19899. | Joseph (intrinsic) | 72.14 | 96% | 2017-10-12 |
| 19900. | Jacob (madsick) | 72.13 | 96.3% | 2023-09-03 |
| 19901. | Melo (kbyyd24) | 72.13 | 97% | 2023-03-08 |
| 19902. | ... (ihavenoideawhattomakem... | 72.13 | 98% | 2021-04-30 |
| 19903. | Mads (waben) | 72.13 | 93% | 2014-12-27 |
| 19904. | Mike (shagrath) | 72.13 | — | 2010-07-13 |
| 19905. | Khoa (nak9x) | 72.13 | 94% | 2011-12-21 |
| 19906. | meos (meos) | 72.13 | 93% | 2015-02-19 |
| 19907. | Dave (david02) | 72.13 | 97% | 2015-09-19 |
| 19908. | ArCh3r (arch3r) | 72.13 | 97% | 2014-12-22 |
| 19909. | JM (tuftycrayfish) | 72.12 | 97% | 2022-04-14 |
| 19910. | 🖕 :) 🖕 (nastyninja) | 72.12 | 96% | 2023-11-03 |
| 19911. | comfi (search_party_) | 72.12 | 97% | 2021-01-07 |
| 19912. | pablo (pablo_rm1197) | 72.12 | 93% | 2021-08-09 |
| 19913. | Pan (luckercorgi240) | 72.12 | 97% | 2021-09-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |