I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16697. | Mark Egan (ehgan) | 71.87 | 96% | 2016-05-31 |
| 16698. | Brian (cybercrimelawinph) | 71.87 | 96% | 2015-04-13 |
| 16699. | Opu (asperagas) | 71.87 | 94% | 2016-08-08 |
| 16700. | Rohit (rvighne) | 71.86 | 95% | 2020-11-15 |
| 16701. | Lyka (somehuman19) | 71.85 | 97.4% | 2024-08-21 |
| 16702. | Rico (imanshaqiri) | 71.85 | 98% | 2017-11-10 |
| 16703. | Nico (ryoji) | 71.85 | 94.6% | 2023-09-11 |
| 16704. | Donian (donian) | 71.85 | 90% | 2016-06-20 |
| 16705. | Dipak (dipakv) | 71.85 | 95% | 2015-11-30 |
| 16706. | Punisher (punisher2920) | 71.84 | 96% | 2023-01-06 |
| 16707. | Kyla (supernovva) | 71.84 | 98% | 2023-04-16 |
| 16708. | Will (freewillie18) | 71.84 | 96.1% | 2023-12-14 |
| 16709. | Logan (logibear191) | 71.84 | 96% | 2022-12-17 |
| 16710. | Abdul (ar_477) | 71.84 | 98% | 2020-04-28 |
| 16711. | Param (parmy) | 71.84 | 97% | 2015-11-18 |
| 16712. | Demian (demian13) | 71.83 | 95% | 2021-06-16 |
| 16713. | captain (fegit) | 71.82 | 95% | 2022-06-19 |
| 16714. | Drew (drew34000) | 71.82 | 97% | 2019-02-15 |
| 16715. | cat (catlinpng) | 71.82 | 96% | 2023-02-10 |
| 16716. | ReDyrme (redyrme) | 71.82 | 87% | 2016-01-04 |
| 16717. | Raoof (raoof) | 71.82 | 91% | 2015-09-09 |
| 16718. | Mikayel (maghasyan) | 71.82 | 98% | 2017-06-15 |
| 16719. | Dave (davet) | 71.82 | 94% | 2016-08-30 |
| 16720. | ilya (iluts) | 71.81 | 96% | 2021-12-14 |
| 16721. | Zane (zane_got) | 71.81 | 97% | 2022-12-18 |
| 16722. | Jezreel (jroxas97) | 71.81 | 97% | 2023-01-23 |
| 16723. | Nick (twisternick6) | 71.81 | 95% | 2021-01-16 |
| 16724. | Manhim (martintmh) | 71.81 | 96% | 2016-12-07 |
| 16725. | John Harshberger (johnnyboi... | 71.80 | 95.2% | 2024-11-05 |
| 16726. | Denys (turbo_turtle_typer) | 71.80 | 97.6% | 2025-04-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |