See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.
—from Mitch All Together, a other by Mitch Hedberg
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10995. | Nikolas (nomadz) | 79.24 | 96% | 2022-09-18 |
| 10996. | Sheldon (rooksword3393) | 79.23 | 95% | 2020-12-12 |
| 10997. | Gringo (igringo) | 79.22 | 97% | 2020-04-29 |
| 10998. | Emil (conv22) | 79.22 | 98% | 2022-12-05 |
| 10999. | syd (sydthesciencekid) | 79.21 | 97% | 2022-12-05 |
| 11000. | Kitrinit (kitrinit) | 79.21 | 96% | 2022-08-08 |
| 11001. | Hansen (aeszed) | 79.21 | 96% | 2020-01-31 |
| 11002. | daddy (daddy_drewy) | 79.21 | 98% | 2023-03-04 |
| 11003. | Caleb (keaseacan) | 79.21 | 96% | 2020-06-24 |
| 11004. | Micro (apm14) | 79.20 | 97% | 2021-04-05 |
| 11005. | Diego (isqube) | 79.20 | 97% | 2022-11-17 |
| 11006. | edi (losdehuz) | 79.20 | 97% | 2023-03-24 |
| 11007. | Satya (jordge) | 79.19 | 97% | 2021-10-20 |
| 11008. | Blue Alps, baby! (model_m_k... | 79.19 | 96% | 2021-10-25 |
| 11009. | Mhark (mharkmharkmhark) | 79.19 | 97% | 2021-03-23 |
| 11010. | Mike (shyknee) | 79.19 | 98% | 2019-07-29 |
| 11011. | Vinny (vinnylepew) | 79.18 | 97.9% | 2024-09-03 |
| 11012. | Suriya (sunsuri) | 79.18 | 94.9% | 2023-06-21 |
| 11013. | David (davers4) | 79.18 | 98% | 2021-01-26 |
| 11014. | Neil Naphtali (neiln) | 79.17 | 95.1% | 2024-12-04 |
| 11015. | Naru (solvereign) | 79.17 | 95.6% | 2023-11-22 |
| 11016. | Raj (raj3) | 79.17 | 97% | 2022-02-08 |
| 11017. | DomeBoy (domeboy) | 79.17 | 98% | 2020-07-25 |
| 11018. | SMR (onebarconnection) | 79.16 | 97.1% | 2023-09-03 |
| 11019. | moyu (teledodol) | 79.16 | 97% | 2020-09-11 |
| 11020. | Sompang (mplegato) | 79.16 | 97% | 2021-10-19 |
| 11021. | Sh (slo5) | 79.16 | 96% | 2020-11-04 |
| 11022. | icantstop (icantstopicantstop) | 79.15 | 95% | 2025-01-27 |
| 11023. | Austinito (austinito) | 79.15 | 96% | 2020-10-03 |
| 11024. | Scungilli Man (beerandflyers) | 79.15 | 97% | 2021-03-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 34,955 | 83.66 | April 5, 2019 |
| Instant Death Mode | 73 | 97.54 | February 15, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 123.50 | June 26, 2020 |