What? A swallow carrying a coconut? It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut. Listen - in order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?
—from Monty Python and The Holy Grail, a movie by Terry Jones
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2593. | Angela (medoricho) | 106.55 | — | 2010-07-10 |
| 2594. | Kyle (ksoch) | 106.55 | — | 2010-05-19 |
| 2595. | Carter sucks dick (ivortso) | 106.55 | 98% | 2017-06-11 |
| 2596. | jarett (mxteo) | 106.54 | 98% | 2020-10-12 |
| 2597. | KC (hotdogkc) | 106.53 | 99% | 2021-10-01 |
| 2598. | batbold (bb__) | 106.52 | 99% | 2022-04-27 |
| 2599. | essntialz (essntialz) | 106.52 | 99% | 2023-06-05 |
| 2600. | Ossi (xyeet) | 106.51 | 98% | 2020-07-18 |
| 2601. | rapid (rapid) | 106.51 | — | 2009-04-13 |
| 2602. | Pcchild (pcchild) | 106.51 | 95% | 2014-02-02 |
| 2603. | why tf premium members so f... | 106.50 | 98% | 2018-04-27 |
| 2604. | Mike (onecarpileup) | 106.49 | 97% | 2014-07-18 |
| 2605. | neil (digid) | 106.49 | — | 2008-11-09 |
| 2606. | adamski (adast1337) | 106.48 | 98% | 2022-03-15 |
| 2607. | Brant (imbrantbcw) | 106.48 | 99% | 2019-02-11 |
| 2608. | Janice (jan218) | 106.48 | — | 2009-09-28 |
| 2609. | Spencer (spenciepoo) | 106.47 | 98% | 2022-01-13 |
| 2610. | Dave (davekap) | 106.47 | — | 2008-10-01 |
| 2611. | x (mxlxdx) | 106.47 | 97% | 2019-02-09 |
| 2612. | (lwycsrc) | 106.46 | 97% | 2020-06-20 |
| 2613. | daspartic (daspartic) | 106.45 | 93% | 2015-06-22 |
| 2614. | U-Zyn (uzyn) | 106.44 | 97% | 2014-03-07 |
| 2615. | Emil (emle10) | 106.43 | 98% | 2019-05-09 |
| 2616. | erig (erig) | 106.42 | — | 2010-11-11 |
| 2617. | Alex (squaredrooted) | 106.42 | 91% | 2012-01-24 |
| 2618. | Niko (varial) | 106.42 | 96% | 2012-10-31 |
| 2619. | V3RN0N (v3rn0n) | 106.41 | 97% | 2022-07-14 |
| 2620. | George (georgedodia) | 106.41 | 96% | 2020-08-17 |
| 2621. | Tuukka (sblankg) | 106.41 | 96% | 2023-05-20 |
| 2622. | Raymond (fuzzybaffy) | 106.41 | — | 2009-05-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 101,991 | 68.17 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 161 | 74.58 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 9 | 28.79 | February 15, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 65.09 | February 2, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 3 | 82.40 | August 31, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 71.12 | August 23, 2012 |
| Crow Middle High School | 1 | 33.58 | September 13, 2016 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |