The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12419. | Josh (49292048458) | 95.94 | 99% | 2022-01-07 |
| 12420. | midnight (aw01) | 95.94 | 99% | 2021-12-07 |
| 12421. | Alex (jkdc) | 95.94 | 96% | 2014-10-02 |
| 12422. | Happpy (happpy9) | 95.93 | 98% | 2023-05-10 |
| 12423. | Michael (tanglefoot) | 95.93 | 97.2% | 2023-10-26 |
| 12424. | Wade (Dvorak) (wberrier_d) | 95.93 | 100% | 2013-11-25 |
| 12425. | Tossaporn (danker) | 95.93 | — | 2011-03-31 |
| 12426. | natec (natec) | 95.93 | — | 2010-06-15 |
| 12427. | Matt (mdbeatle) | 95.92 | 91% | 2015-04-02 |
| 12428. | sleepyhead (1983civic) | 95.92 | 97% | 2021-04-29 |
| 12429. | Julius (julius0520) | 95.92 | 97% | 2022-12-09 |
| 12430. | Orante (orante) | 95.92 | 97% | 2021-07-10 |
| 12431. | Joel (wiss) | 95.92 | 98% | 2016-12-01 |
| 12432. | Osman (tracer_) | 95.92 | 99% | 2017-05-13 |
| 12433. | JAYVOODOO (jayvoodoo) | 95.92 | 98% | 2017-06-04 |
| 12434. | Hal (goscinny2) | 95.92 | 97% | 2018-08-02 |
| 12435. | Nick S. (furbyparade226) | 95.91 | 96% | 2021-10-30 |
| 12436. | stryx (qwvl) | 95.91 | 98% | 2023-08-10 |
| 12437. | human (ashmylan) | 95.91 | 97% | 2021-01-09 |
| 12438. | jimmy (hireraprk) | 95.91 | 97% | 2021-11-03 |
| 12439. | Carol (ozzynharriet7) | 95.91 | — | 2010-11-11 |
| 12440. | Dc (daveed) | 95.91 | — | 2009-05-03 |
| 12441. | Ryan (elucid) | 95.91 | — | 2010-04-29 |
| 12442. | cole (chillnation) | 95.90 | 98% | 2023-07-22 |
| 12443. | bruh (gotta_go_fastest) | 95.90 | 98% | 2019-05-08 |
| 12444. | dylan (dylannorng) | 95.90 | 97% | 2020-05-30 |
| 12445. | Steve (addictedtoendorphins) | 95.90 | 98.6% | 2021-02-02 |
| 12446. | Teddy (deimondb) | 95.90 | 99% | 2012-03-29 |
| 12447. | Rohan (yeetarted) | 95.89 | 98% | 2020-11-10 |
| 12448. | noah (randylehey) | 95.89 | 97% | 2022-05-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |