I make my living off the evening news. Just give me something, something I can use. People love it when you lose. They love dirty laundry. Well, I coulda been an actor, but I wound up here. I just have to look good. I don't have to be clear. Come and whisper in my ear. Give us dirty laundry.
—from Dirty Laundry, a song by Don Henley
Active since July 25, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4200. | ollir (ollir) | 78.02 | 97% | 2018-07-30 |
| 4201. | CrimsonSaber (crimsonsaber) | 78.02 | 98% | 2019-01-28 |
| 4202. | Race (status_none) | 78.01 | 98% | 2020-01-16 |
| 4203. | Jiong Yang (yangfoo) | 78.01 | 98% | 2020-11-11 |
| 4204. | Sean (sleamy) | 78.00 | 97% | 2017-09-16 |
| 4205. | じょりちっち (jorichi... | 77.99 | 99% | 2019-05-05 |
| 4206. | Venisa (venisa) | 77.99 | 96% | 2018-02-10 |
| 4207. | Big Pop (broguyman) | 77.97 | 97% | 2018-02-20 |
| 4208. | Hey (rwolfx) | 77.96 | 95% | 2019-03-24 |
| 4209. | I_love_seulgi (seulgischurro) | 77.96 | 96% | 2018-10-12 |
| 4210. | Eirik (jukeskywalker) | 77.92 | 98% | 2019-05-10 |
| 4211. | Mifune Shioriko (kamuroya) | 77.92 | 96% | 2019-02-27 |
| 4212. | Taylor (tttaylor) | 77.90 | 96% | 2020-01-31 |
| 4213. | Luke (the_static_dino) | 77.90 | 99% | 2019-08-01 |
| 4214. | Sami (aakime) | 77.89 | 97% | 2020-05-06 |
| 4215. | Egi (dr12) | 77.88 | 98% | 2018-09-26 |
| 4216. | David (dave_h12) | 77.87 | 99% | 2019-12-13 |
| 4217. | Brian (brianhaha) | 77.85 | 98% | 2020-04-20 |
| 4218. | Itay (itay_sherman) | 77.85 | 98% | 2020-12-13 |
| 4219. | bob (bob9292joe) | 77.85 | 98% | 2018-04-19 |
| 4220. | J (addamsapple) | 77.85 | 97% | 2019-08-29 |
| 4221. | ΩmegaMan (omegaman) | 77.85 | 96% | 2018-07-15 |
| 4222. | stephen (djyang55) | 77.84 | 97% | 2020-02-27 |
| 4223. | tobias (thandschin) | 77.83 | 97% | 2020-04-21 |
| 4224. | Jeoff (7dollarburrito) | 77.82 | 97% | 2020-04-03 |
| 4225. | Vyas (vyas_123) | 77.82 | 98% | 2018-11-10 |
| 4226. | asşlkegjaşslkrejg (nervana) | 77.80 | 96% | 2020-05-04 |
| 4227. | Rinnaris (rinnaris) | 77.79 | 97% | 2018-09-12 |
| 4228. | Markus (mgetto) | 77.78 | 99% | 2018-08-13 |
| 4229. | Derek (zocdeta) | 77.78 | 98% | 2019-10-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 12,176 | 84.26 | July 25, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 18 | 75.34 | June 25, 2020 |
| Instant Death Mode | 13 | 98.57 | December 7, 2018 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |