I don't think stand-up should really work on the page, so the very existence of this book is an indication of my ultimate failure as a comedian. The text of a stand-up set should be so dependent on performance and tone that it can't really work on the page, otherwise it's just funny writing.
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10999. | bach (shuriken) | 82.96 | 97% | 2021-08-27 |
| 11000. | TTVronness_ (ronneclee) | 82.96 | 96% | 2018-01-18 |
| 11001. | Mikolaj (diamentos) | 82.95 | 96% | 2019-02-20 |
| 11002. | |I|I|I|I|I|I| (iknowwhatimd... | 82.95 | 98% | 2021-12-03 |
| 11003. | Menes (viana64) | 82.95 | 98% | 2022-01-01 |
| 11004. | Em (chuchu) | 82.95 | 98% | 2021-08-27 |
| 11005. | Vanilo (vanilo) | 82.94 | 97% | 2021-05-13 |
| 11006. | Yaron (shosaloza111) | 82.94 | 96.7% | 2024-02-05 |
| 11007. | Kok Kun (kokkun92) | 82.94 | 97% | 2021-11-18 |
| 11008. | Junie (juniesins) | 82.94 | 96% | 2019-02-22 |
| 11009. | Free Palestine (fastest_as_... | 82.94 | 97% | 2023-10-03 |
| 11010. | Mark (10100) | 82.94 | 96.5% | 2024-02-04 |
| 11011. | Melisa (colorsunimaginable) | 82.93 | 99% | 2018-05-18 |
| 11012. | Senpai (hentai_with_senpai) | 82.93 | 98.1% | 2023-12-25 |
| 11013. | Daniel (oksshammy) | 82.93 | 98% | 2018-04-21 |
| 11014. | Grape (plrplrplr12345) | 82.93 | 99% | 2020-02-13 |
| 11015. | David (davatk) | 82.92 | 99.3% | 2023-07-21 |
| 11016. | Mircox (mircozen) | 82.91 | 96% | 2020-07-14 |
| 11017. | TBUk (thebombuknow) | 82.91 | 95% | 2022-06-06 |
| 11018. | Poopy (poopyraymond) | 82.90 | 95% | 2020-10-10 |
| 11019. | andy (ajggormly) | 82.90 | 98% | 2021-11-09 |
| 11020. | Ben (bmaxfield) | 82.89 | 95% | 2021-07-06 |
| 11021. | c (blaf) | 82.89 | 99% | 2021-11-30 |
| 11022. | fullmoon_deep (fullmoondeep) | 82.89 | 98% | 2025-02-02 |
| 11023. | Raz (razzlel) | 82.89 | 98% | 2022-09-29 |
| 11024. | Mathew (iceradish) | 82.89 | 97% | 2020-09-08 |
| 11025. | Sean (laggermc) | 82.88 | 97% | 2019-11-24 |
| 11026. | Nocturnal_Tofu (entity_01) | 82.88 | 97% | 2018-06-24 |
| 11027. | Srinidhi (eren_eager) | 82.87 | 98% | 2023-02-17 |
| 11028. | i_type_fast_with_good_postu... | 82.87 | 98% | 2021-10-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,947 | 85.52 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 77 | 91.25 | January 9, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 82.07 | April 15, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 68.43 | May 1, 2024 |