So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11885. | Chris (___chris) | 81.84 | 98% | 2022-06-01 |
| 11886. | Lelerz (lelerz314) | 81.84 | 92% | 2014-01-30 |
| 11887. | Joseph (opidajoe) | 81.84 | 85% | 2012-10-17 |
| 11888. | midnight (aw01) | 81.84 | 97% | 2022-01-23 |
| 11889. | learning how (iamimago) | 81.84 | 94% | 2013-01-21 |
| 11890. | RightOn (lonesome006) | 81.84 | 96% | 2014-11-30 |
| 11891. | James (squigglejoe) | 81.83 | 95% | 2011-09-05 |
| 11892. | Vanshaj (torque_i_alpha) | 81.83 | 98% | 2020-11-04 |
| 11893. | yarun (yarun) | 81.83 | 98.5% | 2023-07-04 |
| 11894. | catpuplover (catpuplover) | 81.83 | 98% | 2023-02-16 |
| 11895. | Binexis (binexishatt) | 81.83 | 96% | 2021-02-12 |
| 11896. | Jonathan (lone_lee) | 81.83 | 97% | 2020-06-18 |
| 11897. | Karan (iamkaran) | 81.83 | 97% | 2020-10-28 |
| 11898. | Bryan (sonar90s) | 81.83 | 97% | 2018-08-30 |
| 11899. | Arnold (nosleepinginfilmclass) | 81.83 | 98% | 2018-03-24 |
| 11900. | Pernekhan (10bd02006) | 81.83 | 93% | 2013-02-27 |
| 11901. | nik0pic0 (wassupman8) | 81.82 | 94% | 2016-10-18 |
| 11902. | Nam (nchu027) | 81.82 | 97% | 2022-03-14 |
| 11903. | gleek (ihavekillaura) | 81.82 | 96% | 2018-05-28 |
| 11904. | Rehan (n00bie_1004) | 81.82 | 96% | 2021-05-05 |
| 11905. | Sevenly (sevenly) | 81.82 | 88% | 2014-01-16 |
| 11906. | Annis (davarri) | 81.82 | 96% | 2017-12-16 |
| 11907. | Bracklet (bracklet) | 81.82 | 97% | 2021-06-19 |
| 11908. | fataone (fataone) | 81.82 | 91% | 2014-08-08 |
| 11909. | Chookat (chookat) | 81.82 | 91% | 2015-08-31 |
| 11910. | Marvin (buscar) | 81.82 | — | 2009-07-06 |
| 11911. | IWinning (you_losing) | 81.81 | 98% | 2021-06-10 |
| 11912. | Haskier (haskier) | 81.81 | 95% | 2015-05-22 |
| 11913. | kronk (kritsagc) | 81.81 | 96% | 2021-07-27 |
| 11914. | Brandon (bradenpatoni) | 81.81 | 98% | 2020-12-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |