Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17469. | (adn_adn) | 72.26 | 90% | 2013-02-07 |
| 17470. | (opponent) | 72.26 | 88% | 2015-07-16 |
| 17471. | (patembe) | 72.26 | — | 2010-09-06 |
| 17472. | (sweet_chillie) | 72.26 | 94% | 2012-03-02 |
| 17473. | (cococrunchiess) | 72.26 | 95% | 2021-03-15 |
| 17474. | gujjar (gujjarji) | 72.26 | 98% | 2022-11-05 |
| 17475. | (alricrf) | 72.26 | 96% | 2023-01-25 |
| 17476. | (ethan568) | 72.25 | 94% | 2015-05-12 |
| 17477. | (la4ppzt6hwawd8w) | 72.25 | 95% | 2014-08-21 |
| 17478. | (magalisilva) | 72.25 | 95% | 2014-02-10 |
| 17479. | (hgeter) | 72.25 | 97% | 2015-05-02 |
| 17480. | (unrealisticdreamer) | 72.25 | 97% | 2017-06-12 |
| 17481. | (jerry_savage3) | 72.25 | 97% | 2020-11-03 |
| 17482. | (gnulnx) | 72.25 | — | 2010-11-01 |
| 17483. | (souldragonzz) | 72.25 | 95% | 2022-06-22 |
| 17484. | (train9013c) | 72.25 | 97% | 2021-11-01 |
| 17485. | (datucis) | 72.24 | 91% | 2015-09-18 |
| 17486. | (vivianvu) | 72.24 | 96% | 2019-06-11 |
| 17487. | (sudipkafle) | 72.24 | 96% | 2013-09-11 |
| 17488. | sixten (calvin2) | 72.24 | 95% | 2021-08-25 |
| 17489. | (npham858) | 72.24 | 79% | 2013-02-08 |
| 17490. | (raelee514) | 72.23 | 95% | 2017-02-13 |
| 17491. | (purja) | 72.23 | 97% | 2021-02-11 |
| 17492. | (atteo1000) | 72.23 | 97% | 2023-01-10 |
| 17493. | Tonmaii (tonmaiii) | 72.23 | 95% | 2023-05-19 |
| 17494. | (dexter1323) | 72.22 | 95% | 2013-06-02 |
| 17495. | Brandon (brandon_b) | 72.22 | 96% | 2021-09-14 |
| 17496. | (karll_k) | 72.22 | 97% | 2021-05-15 |
| 17497. | (sverker2004) | 72.22 | — | 2010-05-29 |
| 17498. | (bmoney25) | 72.22 | 95% | 2011-06-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |