As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16381. | Shaky (shakesqueer) | 69.29 | 95.8% | 2021-02-22 |
| 16382. | saar (flappy_dude) | 69.28 | 96.7% | 2023-10-10 |
| 16383. | Askur (askur00) | 69.28 | 96% | 2020-11-16 |
| 16384. | StompeR (synerged) | 69.28 | 96% | 2018-01-18 |
| 16385. | Austin (austincolibaba) | 69.27 | 98% | 2020-10-24 |
| 16386. | Joshua (justdatotherguy) | 69.27 | 97% | 2020-12-06 |
| 16387. | Shaun (scuffedorangutan) | 69.26 | 97% | 2022-09-14 |
| 16388. | camelCase (saisrikantta2) | 69.26 | 96% | 2022-08-23 |
| 16389. | faker (simplekillzz) | 69.26 | 96% | 2021-09-06 |
| 16390. | arache (howeyzeh) | 69.26 | 96% | 2021-12-01 |
| 16391. | 键盘毁灭者 (something_... | 69.25 | 97% | 2020-08-11 |
| 16392. | sıןʌɥɹ (s1lvhr) | 69.25 | 98% | 2020-09-15 |
| 16393. | Lik (lik007) | 69.25 | 97% | 2022-02-10 |
| 16394. | Hairil (real88) | 69.25 | 99% | 2019-07-30 |
| 16395. | DerryPlaysXd (derryplaysxd) | 69.25 | 97% | 2020-01-20 |
| 16396. | danny (dannyboi2) | 69.25 | 95% | 2018-10-25 |
| 16397. | Nissan (nissan24) | 69.24 | 97.3% | 2024-09-01 |
| 16398. | Datucis (datucis) | 69.24 | 88% | 2015-09-18 |
| 16399. | dieMandelbrotmenge (just_ad... | 69.23 | 98% | 2022-09-21 |
| 16400. | Kaden (shenanigan) | 69.23 | 97% | 2021-03-22 |
| 16401. | Jake (darkxfade240) | 69.23 | 94% | 2021-11-17 |
| 16402. | 🐉ΛⱣṪḭẌ🐉 (ahora) | 69.23 | 95% | 2017-06-29 |
| 16403. | strix (striix) | 69.22 | 96% | 2022-12-07 |
| 16404. | Q (drqm) | 69.22 | 95% | 2019-05-13 |
| 16405. | joey69 (joey6969) | 69.22 | 98% | 2023-03-04 |
| 16406. | Max (maxpage) | 69.22 | 98% | 2021-05-22 |
| 16407. | Phil (hawkk) | 69.21 | 95% | 2024-05-27 |
| 16408. | handsoap (paprikachu) | 69.21 | 96% | 2018-03-04 |
| 16409. | Mike (mikeyco) | 69.21 | 96% | 2020-09-30 |
| 16410. | Max (mamix) | 69.20 | 95% | 2021-04-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |