Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5716. | Alex (aalleexx1) | 46.18 | 98% | 2018-02-02 |
| 5717. | Patrick (awsomepat) | 46.16 | 92% | 2017-09-25 |
| 5718. | BeaT (anutorn) | 46.16 | 94% | 2020-08-13 |
| 5719. | Ajit (raiajit) | 46.16 | 97% | 2018-10-16 |
| 5720. | Naveen (navi_kane) | 46.14 | 97% | 2021-08-14 |
| 5721. | Roy (royroyking) | 46.12 | 94% | 2020-11-24 |
| 5722. | Yz Fam (yz_fam) | 46.11 | 95% | 2020-07-23 |
| 5723. | Andrei (spykehype) | 46.11 | 95% | 2020-12-04 |
| 5724. | khater (giftedkhater) | 46.09 | 96% | 2018-04-19 |
| 5725. | Magnus (magei00) | 46.07 | 98% | 2020-08-07 |
| 5726. | O_Legendaryy (o_legendaryy) | 46.06 | 96% | 2019-01-05 |
| 5727. | Protik (protiknag) | 46.06 | 94% | 2020-05-30 |
| 5728. | jia kang (awjack) | 46.04 | 96% | 2019-07-05 |
| 5729. | zarkasi (mozar) | 46.02 | 96% | 2019-12-12 |
| 5730. | K (kaybee11) | 46.01 | 99% | 2018-08-26 |
| 5731. | Mr (karrotparker) | 46.00 | 94% | 2020-11-10 |
| 5732. | sourabh (datikas) | 45.97 | 96% | 2018-04-11 |
| 5733. | Jack (fastwibba) | 45.96 | 94% | 2018-08-24 |
| 5734. | edzeis (edzeismustafa20) | 45.93 | 96% | 2018-12-11 |
| 5735. | Saea (saea) | 45.92 | 95% | 2020-11-04 |
| 5736. | Muhammad (dridrees) | 45.92 | 97% | 2019-04-09 |
| 5737. | Amartya (amartyaamp) | 45.91 | 95% | 2020-11-08 |
| 5738. | gustave (jacobe17) | 45.88 | 97% | 2018-05-15 |
| 5739. | Jah (jahnel420) | 45.88 | 94% | 2019-11-26 |
| 5740. | Dhanushka (dnush) | 45.87 | 94% | 2020-09-29 |
| 5741. | rohit (rohit_maurya) | 45.86 | 95% | 2020-12-05 |
| 5742. | Hy (nhxh) | 45.86 | 95% | 2019-07-06 |
| 5743. | Nicolas (nicolasmurua) | 45.84 | 93% | 2020-03-24 |
| 5744. | Minh (quyminh1405) | 45.81 | 96% | 2018-01-01 |
| 5745. | starry nights (iamsatanic) | 45.76 | 96% | 2020-11-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |