Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5788. | Youdono (youdono) | 53.05 | 96% | 2018-10-29 |
| 5789. | TotalTao (totaltao) | 53.03 | 94% | 2020-11-19 |
| 5790. | 🇲🇳 Mazaalai (goodgodk... | 53.02 | 94% | 2019-07-05 |
| 5791. | Lipda (balm33994) | 53.01 | 95% | 2019-11-25 |
| 5792. | Frank (nkre) | 53.01 | 96% | 2018-01-28 |
| 5793. | Fabulous (sim5501) | 53.00 | 95% | 2020-12-06 |
| 5794. | ara ara (sage_of_six_trees) | 52.99 | 95% | 2020-09-04 |
| 5795. | Jessica (jsilvers27) | 52.96 | 97% | 2018-11-11 |
| 5796. | Release from the pain (abod... | 52.96 | 93% | 2020-04-24 |
| 5797. | notkailey (notkailey) | 52.95 | 94% | 2020-08-04 |
| 5798. | Jesus (pikmin6000) | 52.94 | 94% | 2019-02-18 |
| 5799. | yass (yass23) | 52.94 | 99% | 2017-10-09 |
| 5800. | M (mostafam) | 52.93 | 97% | 2020-03-27 |
| 5801. | caleb (foamcacti) | 52.93 | 95% | 2018-04-17 |
| 5802. | Wake (wakethefake) | 52.91 | 94% | 2020-06-20 |
| 5803. | Yusuf (ihavenoarms) | 52.91 | 94% | 2018-11-23 |
| 5804. | sourabh (datikas) | 52.87 | 96% | 2020-06-10 |
| 5805. | Mostafa (mostafa_daabis) | 52.87 | 96% | 2018-10-20 |
| 5806. | Michael (blizzardhawk) | 52.86 | 96% | 2018-05-30 |
| 5807. | Daniel (reachingthetop) | 52.85 | 96% | 2020-08-11 |
| 5808. | panc1r (panc1r) | 52.85 | 98% | 2019-05-04 |
| 5809. | ....VIRENDER (veer365) | 52.84 | 96% | 2017-08-02 |
| 5810. | Kavi (prince_kavi_143) | 52.82 | 95% | 2017-06-29 |
| 5811. | Mudshark (icetea69) | 52.81 | 95% | 2019-05-07 |
| 5812. | Monk_Sage (dubov) | 52.80 | 93% | 2020-09-20 |
| 5813. | Sebastian (fritani) | 52.77 | 95% | 2020-01-14 |
| 5814. | kasra (kasraclan) | 52.77 | 96% | 2019-09-19 |
| 5815. | boop (holloww) | 52.74 | 95% | 2018-01-07 |
| 5816. | Jakub (maciexx88) | 52.73 | 96% | 2020-02-05 |
| 5817. | Looda (looda) | 52.72 | 92% | 2020-09-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |