I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9455. | Jan Matthew (mattvent) | 91.61 | 99% | 2021-07-28 |
| 9456. | JJ (thejapie) | 91.61 | 89% | 2017-01-28 |
| 9457. | Arch (arch_linux) | 91.61 | 96% | 2021-03-06 |
| 9458. | bvckspvce (slowracerx) | 91.61 | 96% | 2019-12-25 |
| 9459. | icedew (icedew07_) | 91.60 | 98% | 2025-07-09 |
| 9460. | Jamie (kaptonplanet) | 91.60 | 98% | 2022-10-18 |
| 9461. | Jake (allterior) | 91.59 | 97.7% | 2024-05-14 |
| 9462. | rideler (rideler) | 91.59 | 99% | 2023-04-12 |
| 9463. | broil (broil) | 91.58 | 96% | 2021-05-06 |
| 9464. | Tina (03tina) | 91.57 | 96% | 2019-01-09 |
| 9465. | posaidon (posaidon0802) | 91.57 | 98.8% | 2023-08-10 |
| 9466. | wpmhog (wpmhog) | 91.57 | 98.3% | 2023-06-01 |
| 9467. | Mich (michdaevinci) | 91.57 | 99% | 2022-03-26 |
| 9468. | (ifyoucanreadthisthenurtoo... | 91.57 | 98% | 2018-08-13 |
| 9469. | Russell (russelldea) | 91.56 | 95% | 2017-01-24 |
| 9470. | Asdfg (inosol) | 91.56 | 99% | 2022-11-14 |
| 9471. | James (ddir_james) | 91.55 | 98.2% | 2025-03-17 |
| 9472. | Rakshasta (rakshasta) | 91.55 | 98% | 2019-07-03 |
| 9473. | lazyfiki (lazyfiki) | 91.55 | 96% | 2023-08-07 |
| 9474. | Dat (datdang) | 91.55 | 98% | 2021-05-19 |
| 9475. | Eric (unfazedglitch) | 91.55 | 96% | 2022-12-04 |
| 9476. | Anthony (an1hony) | 91.55 | 97% | 2017-11-05 |
| 9477. | Sydney (talkywallaby) | 91.54 | 96.8% | 2025-05-05 |
| 9478. | Rambles (ramblestheone) | 91.54 | 97.2% | 2024-07-18 |
| 9479. | Elias (ersmd) | 91.54 | 98% | 2023-05-15 |
| 9480. | Alex (fingersonfire1) | 91.54 | 95.2% | 2021-02-16 |
| 9481. | AL1 (al1_16) | 91.54 | 98% | 2019-11-23 |
| 9482. | travdong (travdong) | 91.53 | 98% | 2022-12-17 |
| 9483. | Allen (coraza) | 91.53 | 98% | 2021-05-20 |
| 9484. | Bo Cletus (bocletus) | 91.52 | 99% | 2025-11-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |