The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4102. | (ltrainz) | 105.75 | 97% | 2023-05-04 |
| 4103. | (bigbawler25) | 105.75 | 98% | 2020-10-18 |
| 4104. | (jdawgnix) | 105.75 | 96% | 2013-05-01 |
| 4105. | (liveforlolis) | 105.74 | 97% | 2016-09-18 |
| 4106. | Matt (pruske) | 105.72 | 98% | 2011-05-11 |
| 4107. | (puttio) | 105.72 | 93% | 2012-06-09 |
| 4108. | (philiptokareff) | 105.71 | 97% | 2021-05-21 |
| 4109. | (magictaco1997) | 105.71 | 98% | 2021-08-15 |
| 4110. | (terairk) | 105.71 | 98% | 2021-11-27 |
| 4111. | (lolplox123) | 105.71 | 98% | 2022-04-02 |
| 4112. | (zak3nnay0) | 105.71 | 97% | 2012-05-10 |
| 4113. | (anotherbreakfastwithyou) | 105.71 | 99% | 2013-01-17 |
| 4114. | (otomun) | 105.70 | 95% | 2015-07-03 |
| 4115. | (oofs) | 105.70 | — | 2010-09-12 |
| 4116. | (nxthann) | 105.69 | 98.3% | 2023-05-20 |
| 4117. | (walker49sull) | 105.69 | 98% | 2017-06-10 |
| 4118. | (datboiyaron) | 105.68 | 98% | 2022-10-01 |
| 4119. | (sharlo) | 105.68 | 99% | 2020-04-26 |
| 4120. | (andrevicente) | 105.68 | 98% | 2019-08-07 |
| 4121. | (zaid493) | 105.68 | 87% | 2014-05-06 |
| 4122. | (spatula1) | 105.67 | 98.1% | 2023-08-23 |
| 4123. | (nitronium) | 105.67 | 99% | 2020-11-13 |
| 4124. | (pi___) | 105.67 | 97% | 2021-11-08 |
| 4125. | (hendrixtjaden) | 105.67 | 95% | 2013-09-09 |
| 4126. | (pantays) | 105.67 | — | 2010-10-06 |
| 4127. | (djem) | 105.66 | 97% | 2016-01-06 |
| 4128. | wjstrummed (wanjing) | 105.66 | 97% | 2021-06-11 |
| 4129. | (welddann) | 105.66 | 98% | 2021-07-09 |
| 4130. | (gruzzlybear) | 105.66 | 96% | 2016-05-31 |
| 4131. | (supliana) | 105.66 | 95% | 2013-09-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |