I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1831. | (lunstoppablel) | 91.49 | 97.4% | 2024-08-18 |
| 1832. | (someonetyping) | 91.49 | 98.3% | 2024-01-03 |
| 1833. | Akira (alt_ctrl_defeat) | 91.48 | 97% | 2026-03-10 |
| 1834. | (farhanmasud) | 91.48 | 97.9% | 2024-06-04 |
| 1835. | (erzie) | 91.45 | 96% | 2025-10-29 |
| 1836. | na (nanaracer) | 91.45 | 97% | 2023-10-25 |
| 1837. | AtomArqa (atom_arqa) | 91.44 | 97.7% | 2024-09-14 |
| 1838. | (killko44) | 91.44 | 96% | 2025-12-17 |
| 1839. | (thebaldracer) | 91.44 | 99.1% | 2024-04-03 |
| 1840. | (jeffyee12122) | 91.43 | 98% | 2025-02-23 |
| 1841. | (cell_45) | 91.42 | 98% | 2026-03-15 |
| 1842. | Slow (slowtyper4evr) | 91.42 | 97.4% | 2023-09-15 |
| 1843. | (ivannechaiev) | 91.37 | 96.7% | 2024-01-28 |
| 1844. | (arandomgiggle) | 91.37 | 96.8% | 2024-03-16 |
| 1845. | (tseringxd) | 91.34 | 95.8% | 2023-11-12 |
| 1846. | Koupka (koupka) | 91.34 | 97% | 2026-02-25 |
| 1847. | Data (datainferno) | 91.33 | 95.3% | 2024-02-12 |
| 1848. | (alteriffic) | 91.33 | 97.7% | 2024-04-23 |
| 1849. | (itz_pvp1235) | 91.32 | 96.5% | 2024-03-13 |
| 1850. | TylerG (tylertyper80) | 91.32 | 99.7% | 2023-11-01 |
| 1851. | (girfster) | 91.32 | 96.9% | 2023-12-11 |
| 1852. | dumb (slothinhumandisguise) | 91.31 | 98% | 2025-01-24 |
| 1853. | aj (peanut2004) | 91.31 | 97.4% | 2023-10-05 |
| 1854. | (malformant) | 91.30 | 97.6% | 2024-01-09 |
| 1855. | (havn) | 91.29 | 96% | 2025-03-23 |
| 1856. | (ved_is_best) | 91.29 | 93.8% | 2024-03-08 |
| 1857. | sıןʌɥɹ (s1lvhr) | 91.28 | 96.9% | 2024-03-03 |
| 1858. | utemqezbal (personanongrattta) | 91.27 | 96% | 2025-10-15 |
| 1859. | (coffeelk) | 91.25 | 97% | 2023-06-11 |
| 1860. | (frostic_461) | 91.23 | 96% | 2024-03-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |