I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6045. | (calebbueckert) | 96.96 | 99% | 2025-06-16 |
| 6046. | King Bygone (lil_bygone) | 96.96 | 98% | 2018-07-07 |
| 6047. | (dorianf100) | 96.96 | 98% | 2021-03-09 |
| 6048. | (stopcheating) | 96.96 | 96% | 2018-04-07 |
| 6049. | (sonovthedawn) | 96.96 | 97% | 2019-09-29 |
| 6050. | (pokepowerturtle) | 96.95 | 97.8% | 2024-09-18 |
| 6051. | (nibit) | 96.95 | 99% | 2022-10-26 |
| 6052. | (snerulite) | 96.94 | 97% | 2016-12-26 |
| 6053. | (spacerider93) | 96.94 | 93% | 2015-04-07 |
| 6054. | (nhanprao2014) | 96.93 | 97.8% | 2024-12-09 |
| 6055. | (magifelix) | 96.93 | 96% | 2024-06-28 |
| 6056. | (ivansnavi) | 96.93 | 92% | 2016-11-24 |
| 6057. | Edward (kailhreds) | 96.93 | 99% | 2021-09-30 |
| 6058. | aaron (naruto2141) | 96.93 | 97% | 2020-11-07 |
| 6059. | (highryder18) | 96.92 | 97% | 2020-06-30 |
| 6060. | (djoshi) | 96.92 | 97.8% | 2024-09-13 |
| 6061. | Data (datainferno) | 96.91 | 95% | 2025-06-28 |
| 6062. | (manch) | 96.91 | 98% | 2021-11-10 |
| 6063. | Dal (astronerd) | 96.91 | 97% | 2021-11-17 |
| 6064. | (suppanobeam) | 96.91 | 97% | 2021-03-10 |
| 6065. | timtotschlag (timtotschlag) | 96.91 | 99.2% | 2024-08-22 |
| 6066. | (123jenny123) | 96.91 | 98% | 2015-12-31 |
| 6067. | Sibidigonky (bromelts) | 96.91 | 95% | 2016-03-14 |
| 6068. | Michael (m_soutar3) | 96.90 | 97% | 2020-08-05 |
| 6069. | (nimayaqmuri) | 96.90 | 98% | 2024-11-13 |
| 6070. | (idk5555) | 96.90 | 98% | 2025-03-26 |
| 6071. | (kreschnav) | 96.90 | 97% | 2020-02-27 |
| 6072. | quackeda (quackeda) | 96.90 | 97% | 2021-06-30 |
| 6073. | (benz_) | 96.90 | 99% | 2021-07-27 |
| 6074. | (lantzer) | 96.90 | 97% | 2016-01-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |