So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14900. | Kayat (iyot) | 76.53 | — | 2009-06-30 |
| 14901. | headache (headache2) | 76.53 | — | 2011-04-19 |
| 14902. | Bob (checkmate123) | 76.53 | 97% | 2018-11-08 |
| 14903. | dalia (daliafraga) | 76.52 | 98% | 2021-06-05 |
| 14904. | kevin (thurst) | 76.52 | — | 2009-03-26 |
| 14905. | Terameep (terameep) | 76.52 | 88% | 2016-06-25 |
| 14906. | Dublin (dublin) | 76.52 | 92% | 2017-03-03 |
| 14907. | Luka (lukapuka69) | 76.51 | 96% | 2022-10-06 |
| 14908. | Aaron (aaronw12321) | 76.51 | 97% | 2012-10-13 |
| 14909. | Densetsu (densetsunobattousai) | 76.51 | 99% | 2021-10-17 |
| 14910. | Bernie (bernie557) | 76.51 | 95.2% | 2021-02-17 |
| 14911. | wabdeali (wabdeali) | 76.51 | 97% | 2020-06-13 |
| 14912. | Timo (ubulin) | 76.51 | 94% | 2019-03-24 |
| 14913. | panda22 (panda22) | 76.51 | — | 2010-05-13 |
| 14914. | Kyle (jak_racer) | 76.51 | 95% | 2016-03-01 |
| 14915. | Brad (braddagio) | 76.51 | — | 2009-06-27 |
| 14916. | Bean (beanbeanbean) | 76.50 | 95% | 2016-05-04 |
| 14917. | Pontus (dampbambi) | 76.50 | 93% | 2012-12-10 |
| 14918. | Dennis (prplnau) | 76.50 | 93% | 2013-02-27 |
| 14919. | Toby (roastpotatoes) | 76.50 | 96% | 2015-04-07 |
| 14920. | dasmachine (dasmachine) | 76.50 | 97% | 2012-03-11 |
| 14921. | Andre (bouncybear6969) | 76.49 | 96% | 2021-12-13 |
| 14922. | TBo (tbo_) | 76.49 | 97% | 2021-02-12 |
| 14923. | Tevefan (tevefan) | 76.49 | 95% | 2016-06-02 |
| 14924. | Stéphanie (tirose) | 76.49 | 91% | 2014-06-13 |
| 14925. | Vbee (vb33) | 76.48 | 96% | 2021-06-04 |
| 14926. | Anchit (anchit) | 76.48 | 98% | 2021-11-03 |
| 14927. | leo (ssyv) | 76.48 | 95% | 2019-07-16 |
| 14928. | alejandro (mermeladov) | 76.47 | 96% | 2014-12-10 |
| 14929. | Fajar (rizqy96) | 76.47 | 97% | 2020-08-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |