So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18799. | Pawan (pawanpdn) | 70.41 | 96.9% | 2023-07-27 |
| 18800. | Othmane (boumediane1) | 70.41 | 97% | 2023-03-22 |
| 18801. | Abid (khanabid20) | 70.41 | 97% | 2023-01-21 |
| 18802. | You (you_zee) | 70.40 | 96% | 2012-02-07 |
| 18803. | LANZ (6aint) | 70.40 | 96% | 2017-08-22 |
| 18804. | Marina (mbayless123) | 70.40 | 97% | 2023-02-16 |
| 18805. | 2Change (2change) | 70.40 | 96% | 2021-05-23 |
| 18806. | SpeedCubeMan (speedcubeman) | 70.40 | 96.5% | 2023-06-29 |
| 18807. | karo (karooo80) | 70.39 | 92% | 2016-01-13 |
| 18808. | Arun (voidvortex) | 70.39 | 93% | 2014-07-11 |
| 18809. | dominic (bobomopre) | 70.39 | 97% | 2022-02-10 |
| 18810. | Leo (kalbshirn) | 70.38 | 94% | 2013-01-20 |
| 18811. | Leo (siamwolf) | 70.38 | 91% | 2011-11-20 |
| 18812. | king (kkking123) | 70.38 | 92% | 2013-10-07 |
| 18813. | Amro (hummus18_) | 70.38 | 96% | 2023-08-31 |
| 18814. | Aidan (bonelessperseverance) | 70.38 | 95.7% | 2023-05-30 |
| 18815. | Purple_love (purple_love_) | 70.37 | 99% | 2018-05-23 |
| 18816. | bill (irfasttyper) | 70.37 | 91% | 2014-02-28 |
| 18817. | Brail (bfrias2000) | 70.37 | 96% | 2018-09-12 |
| 18818. | MTGAP | Tokimahery (tokimah... | 70.37 | 96% | 2021-06-30 |
| 18819. | Rendi (rendi_touchtype) | 70.37 | 96% | 2020-11-23 |
| 18820. | George (daskullos) | 70.37 | 96% | 2023-06-14 |
| 18821. | Erin (enrichandco) | 70.36 | — | 2009-01-24 |
| 18822. | Lester (imp0st3r) | 70.36 | — | 2010-11-16 |
| 18823. | Galactiknight (dagalactikni... | 70.36 | 96% | 2020-11-02 |
| 18824. | sarfaraz (srfrz049) | 70.36 | 94% | 2023-05-24 |
| 18825. | Tintin (tintinyuan) | 70.36 | 98% | 2022-04-24 |
| 18826. | Eric (notmexican) | 70.36 | 96% | 2022-05-28 |
| 18827. | the1stpsycho (the1stpsycho) | 70.35 | 90% | 2014-06-21 |
| 18828. | thatley (xettai) | 70.35 | 96% | 2019-10-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |