So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5892. | Tom (tomc1231) | 96.04 | 97% | 2020-10-26 |
| 5893. | Wilton (opdydx) | 96.04 | 95% | 2012-03-29 |
| 5894. | Joshua (hail_hydra) | 96.03 | 98% | 2022-05-25 |
| 5895. | aoeu (proportional) | 96.03 | 97.6% | 2021-02-01 |
| 5896. | pnjzz.colemakDH (pnjzz) | 96.03 | 96.3% | 2023-07-16 |
| 5897. | Nick (pletlibo) | 96.02 | 96% | 2021-08-17 |
| 5898. | sean (phrozee) | 96.01 | 98% | 2014-12-20 |
| 5899. | superepic (superepicpig) | 96.01 | 96% | 2022-10-31 |
| 5900. | Matt (dankhank) | 96.01 | 90% | 2015-04-02 |
| 5901. | chiba (chibabijo) | 96.01 | 89% | 2016-08-03 |
| 5902. | Misty* (annaree) | 96.01 | 94% | 2013-04-22 |
| 5903. | Diana (typinglover1023) | 96.00 | 99% | 2022-03-08 |
| 5904. | JGoFuego (jgofuego) | 96.00 | 96% | 2014-12-18 |
| 5905. | Ronnie (censeo) | 96.00 | — | 2010-12-09 |
| 5906. | Chumchum (aldzia) | 95.99 | 96% | 2022-06-10 |
| 5907. | Sam (tictac) | 95.99 | — | 2009-02-13 |
| 5908. | daniel (drakuly) | 95.98 | 93% | 2016-02-06 |
| 5909. | BEECEE (nukecee) | 95.98 | 97% | 2021-08-21 |
| 5910. | MetaMan (meta_man) | 95.98 | 95% | 2015-06-09 |
| 5911. | (daryl) | 95.98 | 95% | 2013-04-26 |
| 5912. | Eric (unfazedglitch) | 95.97 | 99% | 2022-12-08 |
| 5913. | Themis (themicp) | 95.97 | 95% | 2015-04-16 |
| 5914. | Ryan (49ersfanforeva) | 95.96 | 94% | 2016-05-24 |
| 5915. | Sean (sullyw555) | 95.96 | 98% | 2023-03-24 |
| 5916. | Monotone (tehbryster) | 95.96 | 93% | 2016-10-27 |
| 5917. | Mattias (sledge) | 95.96 | — | 2008-10-18 |
| 5918. | payn (paynnn_) | 95.95 | 96% | 2022-04-12 |
| 5919. | Bulker (bulker) | 95.95 | — | 2009-06-24 |
| 5920. | 김복숭 (cartoonchess) | 95.94 | — | 2009-01-13 |
| 5921. | gottagofast (haleymichellle) | 95.94 | 98% | 2015-12-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |