As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19459. | DanielGolem (danielgolem) | 62.99 | 98% | 2021-12-03 |
| 19460. | We promise we won't be mad ... | 62.99 | 96% | 2018-06-27 |
| 19461. | Lior (liornoder) | 62.99 | 95% | 2021-01-19 |
| 19462. | Bob (2slick4you2) | 62.99 | 95% | 2017-06-14 |
| 19463. | Apoorva (apoorvab) | 62.99 | 95% | 2016-12-20 |
| 19464. | Dr.Gliscor (drgliscor) | 62.98 | 95% | 2022-02-17 |
| 19465. | Salman (siralpha) | 62.98 | 95% | 2018-08-20 |
| 19466. | h (sedlife) | 62.98 | 96% | 2022-03-30 |
| 19467. | trashbin (ennoch) | 62.98 | 95% | 2020-12-10 |
| 19468. | zachary (zhutton) | 62.98 | 96% | 2019-09-17 |
| 19469. | d2 (dittumon) | 62.98 | 94% | 2016-06-07 |
| 19470. | Brandon (lnstantransmission) | 62.97 | 97% | 2020-05-08 |
| 19471. | Shawna (shawnachiew) | 62.97 | 96% | 2018-12-22 |
| 19472. | Ishan (ityper0020) | 62.97 | 98% | 2019-05-11 |
| 19473. | Nathan (alohaboy31) | 62.97 | 95% | 2019-01-31 |
| 19474. | shiva (shivanagendra) | 62.97 | 94% | 2016-07-08 |
| 19475. | Andrew (anhrab) | 62.96 | 96% | 2017-11-17 |
| 19476. | Karthik (darthmortem) | 62.96 | 96% | 2021-12-30 |
| 19477. | Jonathan (jonathan888) | 62.96 | 97% | 2022-02-19 |
| 19478. | Shoaib😂🔫 (zvje2da) | 62.95 | 97% | 2020-12-02 |
| 19479. | :L (ctrlaltf4) | 62.95 | 97% | 2021-09-21 |
| 19480. | David (lindzelite) | 62.95 | 91% | 2016-11-03 |
| 19481. | Andrew (andw3r) | 62.95 | 96% | 2017-08-19 |
| 19482. | aks (aksx) | 62.94 | 96% | 2017-07-07 |
| 19483. | mike (yyu2017) | 62.94 | 97% | 2021-06-03 |
| 19484. | Uncertainty (uncertainty) | 62.94 | 96% | 2020-10-25 |
| 19485. | Kou (itsme1) | 62.94 | 96% | 2018-07-18 |
| 19486. | MatejEU (matt_cro) | 62.94 | 96% | 2015-11-25 |
| 19487. | Ziad (ziad__) | 62.93 | 94% | 2023-01-01 |
| 19488. | Josh (unkret) | 62.93 | 96% | 2022-01-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |