As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5258. | (^‿^) (markz932) | 96.57 | 99% | 2020-04-18 |
| 5259. | Katie (kwils) | 96.57 | 98% | 2023-03-16 |
| 5260. | Steven (rgbdoad) | 96.57 | 98% | 2021-05-14 |
| 5261. | ( ¬‿¬) ( ಠ_ಠ) (... | 96.56 | 98% | 2021-05-28 |
| 5262. | Goodwmyfingers (polterg3ist) | 96.56 | 97% | 2022-05-17 |
| 5263. | TJ (dreamstyle) | 96.55 | 97.8% | 2023-09-25 |
| 5264. | sang (shatoboar) | 96.54 | 97.5% | 2024-11-13 |
| 5265. | test (cmlyma) | 96.54 | 97% | 2020-09-16 |
| 5266. | Sam (disasterlooms) | 96.54 | 98% | 2019-04-01 |
| 5267. | Hailee (perkypotato) | 96.54 | 99% | 2019-12-12 |
| 5268. | The_Circus (the_circus) | 96.53 | 98% | 2023-09-12 |
| 5269. | Aida (aida_sma_777) | 96.52 | 95.7% | 2025-03-02 |
| 5270. | RI (speedraceriyer) | 96.52 | 97% | 2023-02-17 |
| 5271. | DustySheep (smowbog) | 96.52 | 98% | 2022-11-06 |
| 5272. | Stacey (hakushi) | 96.52 | 94% | 2016-03-13 |
| 5273. | Raskreia (raskie) | 96.51 | 98.2% | 2024-09-11 |
| 5274. | Cameron (dartfrog) | 96.50 | 96.5% | 2025-03-28 |
| 5275. | chao (chao0) | 96.50 | 99% | 2025-03-13 |
| 5276. | gcc42 (gcc42) | 96.50 | 99% | 2022-08-30 |
| 5277. | Jay (aasiaat) | 96.50 | 98% | 2023-01-06 |
| 5278. | tstats[n0body] (nobody01) | 96.50 | 97% | 2020-12-01 |
| 5279. | K3VIN (bootunstoppable) | 96.50 | 98% | 2021-07-16 |
| 5280. | Travis (travis3372) | 96.50 | 96% | 2016-04-22 |
| 5281. | kanaad (kanaadizawesome) | 96.50 | 100% | 2018-10-22 |
| 5282. | Matt (poot_nanny) | 96.48 | 98% | 2019-11-21 |
| 5283. | zev (zevvy) | 96.47 | 97% | 2018-09-02 |
| 5284. | Matthew (mwells56) | 96.47 | 97% | 2023-02-22 |
| 5285. | Alex (bajiizus) | 96.47 | 97% | 2015-07-14 |
| 5286. | I run on coffee (aspectus) | 96.47 | 99% | 2017-08-16 |
| 5287. | Alex (senorscoop) | 96.46 | 98% | 2023-11-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |