If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught? Why is a boxing ring square? Why do people recite at a play and play at a recital? Why do we have noses that run and feet that smell? It's very confusing, isn't it? A slim chance and a fat chance are the same thing, really, but a wise man and a wise guy aren't the same at all, are they? When the stars are out, they are visible. When the lights are out, they are invisible. What's up?
—from Word Play, a book by Gyles Brandreth
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1980. | :) (warriorpigs) | 89.31 | 99% | 2018-09-03 |
| 1981. | default car (typingslowly) | 89.30 | 97% | 2017-08-18 |
| 1982. | Victor (owlgoesw00t) | 89.29 | 96% | 2019-01-07 |
| 1983. | Wael (waelmckee) | 89.28 | 98% | 2017-05-05 |
| 1984. | Rikaard (rikaard) | 89.26 | 97% | 2018-05-12 |
| 1985. | Luis (duelistone) | 89.25 | 98% | 2017-06-11 |
| 1986. | CA66 (ksydry5) | 89.24 | 98% | 2018-11-19 |
| 1987. | Anjan (beaszt_nix) | 89.22 | 97% | 2019-06-17 |
| 1988. | lagidigu (lagidigu) | 89.22 | 94% | 2017-03-06 |
| 1989. | kb noob (akh7) | 89.20 | 98% | 2020-08-24 |
| 1990. | Salman (blackstrobe) | 89.19 | 96% | 2019-03-13 |
| 1991. | mrlago (mrlago) | 89.18 | 99% | 2017-12-25 |
| 1992. | Andrew (deathwrecker) | 89.17 | 91% | 2017-04-10 |
| 1993. | From0ToHero (lordmeliodas) | 89.17 | 97% | 2020-03-23 |
| 1994. | Tyler (xtios) | 89.16 | 98% | 2019-10-30 |
| 1995. | Minh Khoa (tmkhoahcmus) | 89.15 | 97% | 2019-05-30 |
| 1996. | Darrive (darrive) | 89.11 | 97% | 2017-03-25 |
| 1997. | rate (rate988) | 89.11 | 95% | 2017-12-07 |
| 1998. | Julian (s1xy34rs0ld) | 89.11 | 97% | 2020-08-03 |
| 1999. | Feynex (imhidayat) | 89.10 | 96% | 2020-11-30 |
| 2000. | SCM (smusson) | 89.07 | 97% | 2018-10-20 |
| 2001. | Char Aznable (idp5601) | 89.05 | 98% | 2020-10-29 |
| 2002. | Michael (shadow_mike) | 89.04 | 97% | 2019-08-11 |
| 2003. | Zelmas (icetwo) | 89.02 | 95% | 2020-03-19 |
| 2004. | levani (levanacixo) | 89.00 | 97% | 2020-12-04 |
| 2005. | D (ducktypist) | 89.00 | 97% | 2020-09-14 |
| 2006. | Ellis (silleellis) | 88.97 | 91% | 2017-02-12 |
| 2007. | Metacarcinus (mcmagister) | 88.95 | 97% | 2017-11-11 |
| 2008. | vamsi (vamsivadrevu) | 88.95 | 99% | 2017-07-17 |
| 2009. | Jai (jaideepjr) | 88.94 | 98% | 2018-02-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,580 | 85.43 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 116.98 | February 8, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 3 | 90.08 | May 18, 2022 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 63.90 | January 20, 2022 |