So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4444. | Matias (matiaz) | 100.59 | 96% | 2015-08-11 |
| 4445. | Dum (getintherobotshinji) | 100.59 | 98% | 2023-02-06 |
| 4446. | AvoPi (avopi) | 100.59 | 98% | 2015-12-13 |
| 4447. | (fler) | 100.59 | 99% | 2011-05-29 |
| 4448. | (torrent) | 100.58 | — | 2009-01-02 |
| 4449. | (rayd) | 100.58 | 94% | 2012-08-30 |
| 4450. | (meowmeowrainbowkitty) | 100.58 | 94% | 2011-06-27 |
| 4451. | (cheapous) | 100.57 | 100% | 2011-07-04 |
| 4452. | (chewy_racer) | 100.57 | 97% | 2021-10-24 |
| 4453. | (veryno) | 100.57 | — | 2008-11-20 |
| 4454. | Phryxam (phryxam) | 100.57 | 96% | 2016-07-20 |
| 4455. | (kcolleenk) | 100.57 | — | 2009-05-28 |
| 4456. | (trepper) | 100.56 | 97% | 2023-06-20 |
| 4457. | (no_quitting) | 100.56 | 96% | 2011-09-22 |
| 4458. | tryagainplss (tryagainplss) | 100.56 | 95% | 2012-04-01 |
| 4459. | (superkai65) | 100.55 | 98% | 2021-01-15 |
| 4460. | qqeji (qqeji) | 100.54 | 97% | 2022-12-03 |
| 4461. | Darrive (darrive) | 100.54 | 99% | 2015-01-27 |
| 4462. | (call2lokesh) | 100.54 | — | 2008-09-14 |
| 4463. | (antykingfish) | 100.54 | 98% | 2017-04-02 |
| 4464. | (tereterna) | 100.53 | 98% | 2017-08-03 |
| 4465. | (andrei5456) | 100.53 | 98% | 2014-04-21 |
| 4466. | BUST (hl1925) | 100.53 | 98% | 2016-07-19 |
| 4467. | Luke (lukell) | 100.52 | 98% | 2022-08-27 |
| 4468. | klesator (klesse) | 100.52 | 93% | 2011-08-07 |
| 4469. | (youngflee) | 100.51 | 92% | 2015-04-22 |
| 4470. | Joseph (josefmcbrosef) | 100.50 | 100% | 2023-01-31 |
| 4471. | (willbobaggins) | 100.50 | 94% | 2014-11-23 |
| 4472. | (fullrespect) | 100.50 | 100% | 2019-05-07 |
| 4473. | no, don't. (photo_capture) | 100.50 | 98% | 2020-02-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |