I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 386. | gaborone (gaborone) | 150.68 | 99% | 2018-05-25 |
| 387. | SmashTrump (smash_trump) | 150.63 | 97% | 2017-02-08 |
| 388. | Max (17maxklivans) | 150.55 | 98.2% | 2023-12-14 |
| 389. | Brompton (brompton) | 150.52 | 100% | 2020-05-20 |
| 390. | (blazeplayz) | 150.51 | 97.6% | 2024-09-20 |
| 391. | Tsukasa@dvorak (melot) | 150.51 | 100% | 2019-02-07 |
| 392. | (asonetuh) | 150.40 | 99.4% | 2024-04-14 |
| 393. | phil2win (phli) | 150.34 | 100% | 2024-05-14 |
| 394. | не встретил бо... | 150.26 | 99% | 2019-11-08 |
| 395. | anthony (antoneni) | 150.24 | 100% | 2022-08-21 |
| 396. | mike (voluptuous) | 150.24 | 99.4% | 2024-04-05 |
| 397. | zies. (tyzies) | 150.18 | 100% | 2023-01-30 |
| 398. | . (apd7) | 150.18 | 100% | 2020-03-07 |
| 399. | (adma) | 150.11 | 97% | 2020-08-13 |
| 400. | Black ★ Star (sh1nobie) | 150.08 | 100% | 2023-06-02 |
| 401. | (corsairchris) | 150.08 | 99.4% | 2023-07-20 |
| 402. | Enigma (darrenrs) | 150.01 | 99% | 2024-09-17 |
| 403. | de (paradoxpigeonlaptop) | 149.89 | 99% | 2021-04-01 |
| 404. | mii (3111) | 149.89 | 100% | 2022-06-04 |
| 405. | Elvis (krewe11a) | 149.87 | 100% | 2021-07-23 |
| 406. | Cyril (cyril715) | 149.78 | 100% | 2024-02-15 |
| 407. | Lane (laneondvorak) | 149.78 | 98.8% | 2024-02-15 |
| 408. | ZedHead01 (qdedmon87) | 149.78 | 100% | 2025-05-23 |
| 409. | MysticalFire (mysticalfire1... | 149.77 | 100% | 2021-06-14 |
| 410. | Lee (cytokid101) | 149.74 | 100% | 2021-06-29 |
| 411. | Roadsweeper Dropping D; (ka... | 149.72 | 99% | 2021-11-07 |
| 412. | Cire (type4harambe) | 149.71 | 99% | 2019-02-11 |
| 413. | warfareㄺ (an66) | 149.70 | 100% | 2024-10-14 |
| 414. | V (viktiro) | 149.65 | 99% | 2024-07-19 |
| 415. | Cygnus (cygnuss) | 149.53 | 100% | 2020-09-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |