I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1880. | frank (frankpc) | 87.76 | 97.5% | 2024-04-14 |
| 1881. | Boran (boranroni) | 87.75 | 96.9% | 2025-03-22 |
| 1882. | Opecks! (opecks) | 87.74 | 96.5% | 2023-07-15 |
| 1883. | #One More Year (supeer_heroo) | 87.73 | 98% | 2024-02-14 |
| 1884. | satori (dnjooiopaa) | 87.68 | 95.5% | 2024-09-10 |
| 1885. | tstats[kaiju39] (kaiju39) | 87.68 | 97% | 2023-08-01 |
| 1886. | Michael (bluejay8765) | 87.67 | 94.8% | 2023-09-11 |
| 1887. | rilesdun (riilesdun) | 87.66 | 97% | 2024-07-24 |
| 1888. | Dirivial (alcade) | 87.66 | 99% | 2023-08-17 |
| 1889. | isaiah (ieshua1178) | 87.64 | 95% | 2024-04-22 |
| 1890. | Yoda (noobmaster04) | 87.64 | 96% | 2024-03-01 |
| 1891. | Steffin (steffin02) | 87.63 | 96.9% | 2024-01-15 |
| 1892. | Kawsar (kawasar5685) | 87.61 | 96.7% | 2024-03-23 |
| 1893. | endless (dm475) | 87.61 | 98% | 2023-10-06 |
| 1894. | jorddap (jorddap_7) | 87.61 | 96.8% | 2024-05-20 |
| 1895. | Nathaniel (natgjoh) | 87.61 | 95.5% | 2024-02-17 |
| 1896. | Zero (kaminari_zero) | 87.60 | 97.9% | 2024-08-16 |
| 1897. | Darp (darp1337) | 87.60 | 96.9% | 2025-03-14 |
| 1898. | Justas (jusatas) | 87.58 | 97.9% | 2023-09-22 |
| 1899. | Vivek (vivekjoshi556) | 87.57 | 99% | 2023-06-13 |
| 1900. | BedsideGoblin (bedsidegoblin) | 87.56 | 98% | 2024-11-21 |
| 1901. | Caleb (ravens_) | 87.56 | 96.6% | 2023-07-29 |
| 1902. | ken (silence0796) | 87.53 | 95.7% | 2023-11-17 |
| 1903. | Hare Krishna (vchhabra33) | 87.52 | 98.2% | 2023-09-14 |
| 1904. | FOO (mintaly_unstable) | 87.50 | 97.7% | 2023-11-28 |
| 1905. | EthKrae (ethkrae) | 87.48 | 98% | 2023-09-14 |
| 1906. | gvne (gvne) | 87.47 | 96% | 2023-05-13 |
| 1907. | kill_me_plz (kill_me_plz) | 87.45 | 97% | 2024-12-18 |
| 1908. | Vaj (taychee) | 87.44 | 98% | 2024-08-09 |
| 1909. | Márton (marconka) | 87.43 | 97% | 2025-05-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |