So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17934. | (s0umyajeet) | 71.09 | 97.1% | 2021-02-06 |
| 17935. | (tranngocduong) | 71.09 | 97% | 2015-03-25 |
| 17936. | (ranner66) | 71.08 | 98% | 2022-08-12 |
| 17937. | (luckykaloo) | 71.08 | 96% | 2021-02-28 |
| 17938. | (dildar_the_alien) | 71.08 | 97% | 2020-06-09 |
| 17939. | (turles) | 71.08 | — | 2011-01-26 |
| 17940. | (grem) | 71.08 | 91% | 2015-03-24 |
| 17941. | Kenneth (kenesu) | 71.08 | — | 2010-03-29 |
| 17942. | Machine (guldan) | 71.08 | 97% | 2018-03-02 |
| 17943. | Ben (piggymacbook) | 71.07 | 96% | 2022-09-18 |
| 17944. | Guna Sekhar (gunreddi) | 71.07 | 97% | 2021-05-16 |
| 17945. | TANEdos (tanedos) | 71.07 | 96% | 2018-05-10 |
| 17946. | (timothylph) | 71.07 | 90% | 2016-11-11 |
| 17947. | Rafael (rsdourado) | 71.07 | 96% | 2019-11-21 |
| 17948. | DQ (dqtri) | 71.07 | — | 2010-05-20 |
| 17949. | (caraziness) | 71.07 | 91% | 2013-09-28 |
| 17950. | (chaoui) | 71.06 | 96% | 2022-07-20 |
| 17951. | Ric (drrz) | 71.06 | 93% | 2014-04-22 |
| 17952. | venusian2 (venusian2) | 71.06 | 97% | 2023-06-28 |
| 17953. | whough (williamhough) | 71.06 | 96% | 2021-06-17 |
| 17954. | Ian (pickleweasel948) | 71.06 | 98% | 2021-01-17 |
| 17955. | (rubyguru) | 71.06 | 96% | 2017-10-14 |
| 17956. | (doctoralaric) | 71.06 | 95% | 2021-08-07 |
| 17957. | (blist) | 71.06 | 96% | 2021-04-08 |
| 17958. | ammbot (ammbot) | 71.06 | 91% | 2014-04-26 |
| 17959. | (bachi95) | 71.06 | 99% | 2013-04-14 |
| 17960. | Grant (grantb409) | 71.06 | — | 2011-01-07 |
| 17961. | (thefatninja) | 71.06 | 92% | 2012-12-28 |
| 17962. | (stealthdude) | 71.06 | 87% | 2016-10-12 |
| 17963. | (manguy0705) | 71.06 | 89% | 2016-08-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |