Ahem. Pardon me, but the point of this afternoon is to pretend that you might one day make a valuable contribution to society. Perhaps you could play along. For example, Ms. Polk, you might want to look into journalism, which is a profession where they actually pay people to be cynical and disaffected.
—from Joan of Arcadia, a other by Barbara Hall
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2397. | Emjay (emjayyy) | 81.53 | 96% | 2019-02-19 |
| 2398. | Lion (yellowlion321) | 81.53 | 96% | 2019-03-18 |
| 2399. | ℱ𝔯𝔢𝔢𝔡𝔬𝔪... | 81.53 | 98% | 2020-05-04 |
| 2400. | Sumit (sumit_ghag) | 81.52 | 98% | 2020-08-26 |
| 2401. | Zhivko (zikica97) | 81.52 | 98% | 2019-10-26 |
| 2402. | Ahmad (injecto) | 81.52 | 95% | 2019-01-26 |
| 2403. | Mahou (mahou_shoujo) | 81.51 | 98% | 2018-12-27 |
| 2404. | afk irl (midget_spinner) | 81.51 | 97% | 2020-10-04 |
| 2405. | safetyfirst (ew221_) | 81.49 | 96% | 2019-04-10 |
| 2406. | Haung (zeropower) | 81.46 | 96% | 2018-02-23 |
| 2407. | igs (x7041) | 81.44 | 95% | 2020-09-26 |
| 2408. | 🌊 (momentai) | 81.40 | 98% | 2020-02-20 |
| 2409. | Dr. Snuggles (doctorsnuggles) | 81.40 | 98% | 2020-06-06 |
| 2410. | BaltazarSponge (aretu) | 81.40 | 98% | 2018-09-23 |
| 2411. | sai (saigod) | 81.38 | 97% | 2019-04-15 |
| 2412. | Jerrin (dvorak_is_superior) | 81.38 | 98% | 2019-12-14 |
| 2413. | Darklight (darklight16) | 81.37 | 98% | 2018-03-30 |
| 2414. | Conspiracy (realkingofgames) | 81.37 | 98% | 2018-11-03 |
| 2415. | Mat (tencion) | 81.37 | 95% | 2020-01-03 |
| 2416. | Jason (xanriddlz) | 81.37 | 98% | 2019-07-19 |
| 2417. | (6kg_rat) | 81.36 | 97.4% | 2025-04-11 |
| 2418. | Werdna (werdnawerd) | 81.33 | 96% | 2019-02-07 |
| 2419. | practice (timeintimeout) | 81.33 | 97% | 2018-04-22 |
| 2420. | trooper4907 (trooper4907) | 81.31 | 96% | 2019-12-18 |
| 2421. | Adimas (frostyslr) | 81.30 | 95% | 2019-08-15 |
| 2422. | kellyfunk (kellyfunk) | 81.28 | 98% | 2020-07-24 |
| 2423. | M (myles_jb) | 81.28 | 96% | 2019-10-26 |
| 2424. | Brendan (pascuabrendan) | 81.27 | 97% | 2020-09-30 |
| 2425. | Emma (tragical) | 81.27 | 98% | 2020-12-11 |
| 2426. | Usman (usmanmajeed12) | 81.26 | 96% | 2018-02-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,476 | 78.90 | February 14, 2018 |
| Instant Death Mode | 16 | 88.17 | December 8, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 15 | 64.02 | August 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 37.20 | January 1, 2024 |