The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15061. | Justin (sleepy_typist) | 33.15 | 94% | 2019-12-07 |
| 15062. | Iffah (iffah) | 33.15 | 96% | 2020-11-30 |
| 15063. | kamal (kamal_plaha) | 33.14 | 97% | 2022-09-27 |
| 15064. | Ariel (agordon1473) | 33.14 | 95% | 2017-04-27 |
| 15065. | SHAHI (turk) | 33.14 | — | 2008-11-17 |
| 15066. | nech (nechzky) | 33.12 | — | 2011-02-24 |
| 15067. | zero2 (deadz) | 33.11 | 95% | 2021-11-26 |
| 15068. | Dianne (smartcookie) | 33.11 | 94% | 2011-06-01 |
| 15069. | Abhishek (rishav) | 33.10 | 91% | 2018-01-07 |
| 15070. | eric_colemak (eric_colemak) | 33.10 | 93.4% | 2021-02-16 |
| 15071. | Daniel (mrbatataz) | 33.10 | 94% | 2020-08-05 |
| 15072. | hafizh (effortlesshuman) | 33.09 | 97% | 2021-11-22 |
| 15073. | Bernie (b4456609) | 33.09 | 87% | 2013-03-01 |
| 15074. | Ashot (avagyanah) | 33.09 | 89% | 2015-04-19 |
| 15075. | Hamed (hamednn76) | 33.08 | 91% | 2017-11-26 |
| 15076. | sarom (sarompsebm2) | 33.07 | — | 2011-02-23 |
| 15077. | itay (darkitay) | 33.06 | 96% | 2014-10-05 |
| 15078. | Mohsen (mohsen_f) | 33.06 | 87% | 2014-09-08 |
| 15079. | Nikhil (yourstrulynik) | 33.05 | 92% | 2021-02-03 |
| 15080. | Teena (teena) | 33.05 | — | 2008-12-08 |
| 15081. | Trương Nhật (nhatduy) | 33.04 | 97% | 2012-11-19 |
| 15082. | Ted (tedster) | 33.03 | — | 2010-06-11 |
| 15083. | zk (13zaink) | 33.03 | 91% | 2015-10-13 |
| 15084. | Rae (raeveen) | 33.02 | 99% | 2013-08-17 |
| 15085. | Scott (18sxrooney) | 33.01 | 94% | 2012-11-16 |
| 15086. | May (stenotbest) | 33.00 | 90% | 2021-01-26 |
| 15087. | David Vong (ngay8818) | 32.97 | — | 2010-07-01 |
| 15088. | Laravel (laravel) | 32.97 | 94% | 2023-10-27 |
| 15089. | Mart (rocklee) | 32.96 | — | 2008-09-09 |
| 15090. | Ivan (okinawa) | 32.96 | — | 2009-09-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |