I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8672. | Caitlin (camislav) | 88.91 | 97% | 2020-04-01 |
| 8673. | Siddhant (indianracer385) | 88.90 | 99% | 2025-05-14 |
| 8674. | dvorak (dvorak0211) | 88.90 | 97% | 2023-06-01 |
| 8675. | Amar (supatypaxxx) | 88.90 | 98% | 2021-06-11 |
| 8676. | kevin (kexzh) | 88.89 | 95% | 2021-01-16 |
| 8677. | Electric (cuitcuit) | 88.89 | 96% | 2022-06-03 |
| 8678. | Sylvester (sylvestertyper) | 88.89 | 99% | 2022-09-13 |
| 8679. | Soup (k2824262) | 88.89 | 99% | 2017-05-02 |
| 8680. | Shanna (hungrypotato) | 88.88 | 99% | 2024-07-09 |
| 8681. | nkrose (nkrose) | 88.88 | 97% | 2022-09-11 |
| 8682. | PACO FAST (keriagod) | 88.88 | 98% | 2024-05-02 |
| 8683. | Eobard (abdouhamel) | 88.88 | 96.7% | 2025-03-11 |
| 8684. | Gabriel (tohm) | 88.88 | 98% | 2018-11-29 |
| 8685. | rallicknico (rallicknico) | 88.87 | 97% | 2024-04-17 |
| 8686. | giorgi (archangel2535) | 88.87 | 98% | 2022-02-03 |
| 8687. | Jackery (hamshank) | 88.87 | 98% | 2019-04-13 |
| 8688. | stabby stab (darkholdwizerd) | 88.86 | 95.4% | 2023-09-21 |
| 8689. | Data (datainferno) | 88.86 | 94.7% | 2025-01-01 |
| 8690. | Connor McCoy (mccoycon000) | 88.85 | 93.8% | 2024-05-27 |
| 8691. | Alex (sidewalkshowdown) | 88.85 | 95% | 2025-01-27 |
| 8692. | Evan (elin4046) | 88.85 | 97% | 2022-12-29 |
| 8693. | Ava (spritemite) | 88.85 | 97% | 2018-07-01 |
| 8694. | Jump (toadjump) | 88.84 | 97% | 2021-03-15 |
| 8695. | wayne (nonlimit) | 88.84 | 98% | 2018-04-10 |
| 8696. | Anthony (antho17) | 88.83 | 97% | 2020-11-16 |
| 8697. | Drews (drwsmnlpg) | 88.83 | 96% | 2022-04-14 |
| 8698. | CHIEN (chient) | 88.83 | 97% | 2018-07-24 |
| 8699. | Swap (swapyt) | 88.82 | 95% | 2020-09-30 |
| 8700. | Will (royal__) | 88.82 | 98% | 2022-01-30 |
| 8701. | ℱ𝔯𝔢𝔢𝔡𝔬𝔪... | 88.81 | 96% | 2020-08-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |