The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3311. | İlker (ikesen) | 109.69 | 97% | 2017-04-03 |
| 3312. | NTFY (soarlikeaneagle) | 109.69 | 97% | 2014-02-25 |
| 3313. | /\/\ (integration) | 109.68 | 90% | 2014-05-27 |
| 3314. | Skippy (skippy9) | 109.68 | 99% | 2022-12-19 |
| 3315. | Patrick (thumbless) | 109.68 | 98% | 2017-12-17 |
| 3316. | 💯 Austin (austinwduncan) | 109.68 | 95% | 2017-04-18 |
| 3317. | Christopher (cgbuen) | 109.68 | 97% | 2012-09-18 |
| 3318. | hopeless...wrecked (_navdee... | 109.68 | 99% | 2018-04-18 |
| 3319. | issa (issa_) | 109.67 | 98.1% | 2023-10-08 |
| 3320. | Derek (sadrobot) | 109.67 | 98% | 2019-01-21 |
| 3321. | subscribe (blulb) | 109.66 | 98% | 2022-07-02 |
| 3322. | lassiS (latez) | 109.66 | 95% | 2015-06-28 |
| 3323. | km (kmamp) | 109.65 | 94% | 2014-07-27 |
| 3324. | Pan (dip797) | 109.63 | 98% | 2013-10-18 |
| 3325. | Vince (changoa) | 109.63 | — | 2011-02-24 |
| 3326. | Desirae (desixxbabii) | 109.63 | — | 2009-11-26 |
| 3327. | Kevin (chrono6ix) | 109.62 | — | 2010-02-26 |
| 3328. | L (l_dog) | 109.62 | 97% | 2013-04-26 |
| 3329. | Kerry (nyfael) | 109.62 | — | 2010-07-18 |
| 3330. | Luke (darkfire) | 109.62 | 95% | 2015-05-12 |
| 3331. | Shireen (shireenmd) | 109.61 | 96% | 2011-10-14 |
| 3332. | SomeRandomGuy (dianelvik) | 109.61 | 97% | 2021-08-01 |
| 3333. | jae (jaeoh1994) | 109.61 | 99% | 2016-11-22 |
| 3334. | Joselyn (joselyns) | 109.60 | 99% | 2023-03-12 |
| 3335. | Huang.zy (amwzhenyu) | 109.60 | 99.7% | 2023-10-04 |
| 3336. | CodeTalker (insanityswake) | 109.60 | 97% | 2014-07-14 |
| 3337. | Joseph (racecar56) | 109.60 | 98% | 2014-11-30 |
| 3338. | oswin (oswin) | 109.59 | — | 2011-03-05 |
| 3339. | :| (nnz5) | 109.58 | 98% | 2017-07-04 |
| 3340. | PoopyMcPoopFace (poopymcpoo... | 109.58 | 97% | 2017-10-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |