Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6530. | Blake (chimalpopica) | 94.39 | 95% | 2016-02-22 |
| 6531. | Alex (alexstrang25) | 94.39 | 98% | 2018-08-29 |
| 6532. | Ioannis Karkanias (karkas) | 94.38 | 96% | 2017-03-24 |
| 6533. | Zach (zkriegel) | 94.38 | — | 2010-11-29 |
| 6534. | Bill (achabill) | 94.38 | 98% | 2023-08-15 |
| 6535. | Offbrand (zynck) | 94.37 | 94% | 2011-10-20 |
| 6536. | thefallenrat (_rat_) | 94.37 | 98% | 2017-07-11 |
| 6537. | karlie (hydexuniverse) | 94.37 | 98% | 2022-11-17 |
| 6538. | Tewtadle (tewtadledesktop) | 94.36 | 97% | 2022-07-04 |
| 6539. | Calvin (linearised) | 94.36 | 93% | 2017-02-01 |
| 6540. | Epic (br0kenar0w) | 94.36 | 97% | 2013-01-12 |
| 6541. | Cenozos (cenozos) | 94.35 | 96% | 2013-09-10 |
| 6542. | 𝐱𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐢... | 94.35 | 97% | 2022-12-30 |
| 6543. | Patrik (isei) | 94.35 | — | 2009-04-23 |
| 6544. | Jack (jtalexander3) | 94.34 | 98% | 2022-06-08 |
| 6545. | Angela (katziezi) | 94.34 | 94% | 2015-07-24 |
| 6546. | Josh (joshindahood) | 94.33 | 98% | 2023-08-28 |
| 6547. | Goatinator (go4tinator) | 94.33 | 98% | 2022-12-26 |
| 6548. | Ravenbtw (ravenbtw) | 94.33 | 96% | 2021-02-25 |
| 6549. | double (doubleliftisgod) | 94.33 | 98% | 2018-12-16 |
| 6550. | Richard (rwharrington87) | 94.33 | 92% | 2012-07-14 |
| 6551. | Darko (darkec) | 94.33 | 96% | 2014-03-01 |
| 6552. | Brett (deece531) | 94.33 | 89% | 2013-04-02 |
| 6553. | Dont (harhar) | 94.32 | — | 2009-01-05 |
| 6554. | Kel (keladryb) | 94.32 | — | 2008-09-23 |
| 6555. | Manolo (manolom) | 94.32 | 94% | 2012-07-06 |
| 6556. | Baba (keiichi) | 94.32 | — | 2008-08-10 |
| 6557. | odk46Bt8 (wowcow) | 94.32 | 98% | 2015-05-19 |
| 6558. | j (stojec) | 94.32 | 97% | 2016-02-14 |
| 6559. | Trevor (thetrevormonreal) | 94.31 | 97% | 2022-06-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |