Look man... I can't watch this. I can't take this torture no more, I can't... I can't watch this. Pay the bills, station break. Break it down! Operators are standing by. Cubic zirconium necklace. You're soaking in it. And our fabulous swimsuit issue. When you've got a headache this big. Read the book. This is your brain on drugs. I've fallen and I can't get up!
—from I Can't Watch This, a song by "Weird Al" Yankovic
Active since June 26, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 870. | Inova (inova) | 97.35 | 97% | 2018-11-17 |
| 871. | Berlinn (36ix9) | 97.34 | 100% | 2019-09-07 |
| 872. | TJ (wtfitst2daj) | 97.33 | 96% | 2020-12-04 |
| 873. | kap (kappow) | 97.33 | 98% | 2020-01-03 |
| 874. | Colin (geosyog) | 97.26 | 99% | 2020-09-19 |
| 875. | Allen (allen135190) | 97.26 | 98% | 2017-07-22 |
| 876. | FreeHongKong (aquaficial) | 97.24 | 97% | 2017-10-22 |
| 877. | skrubilonibus (skrubilonibus) | 97.18 | 98% | 2018-10-05 |
| 878. | Alex (forthereallys) | 97.16 | 98% | 2019-04-09 |
| 879. | B (bst0) | 97.16 | 97% | 2017-11-25 |
| 880. | Calvin (taintedducky) | 97.14 | 97% | 2017-08-23 |
| 881. | quarabubs (quaranite) | 97.13 | 97% | 2020-10-17 |
| 882. | PR (mrprx) | 97.12 | 98% | 2019-11-08 |
| 883. | Jason (jpngfile) | 97.12 | 98% | 2017-12-02 |
| 884. | Kyle (howdydoodat) | 97.11 | 99% | 2018-09-19 |
| 885. | Chace (chaceaaron) | 97.08 | 97% | 2018-04-26 |
| 886. | Darko (darkec) | 97.05 | 98% | 2020-07-12 |
| 887. | SomeGuy (hexadecimal101) | 97.04 | 98% | 2019-05-17 |
| 888. | Ellis (aceyyyy) | 96.98 | 98% | 2019-04-05 |
| 889. | Ilyanna (ilygoesboom) | 96.97 | 97% | 2017-12-21 |
| 890. | StraightUpLuck¯\_(ツ)_/¯... | 96.93 | 98% | 2020-09-09 |
| 891. | Dafort (dafpogi) | 96.93 | 98% | 2017-12-25 |
| 892. | LockStock (lockstock) | 96.89 | 98% | 2019-12-09 |
| 893. | Lark (sirhaxbard) | 96.89 | 98% | 2019-05-17 |
| 894. | David (dh11640) | 96.85 | 98% | 2017-09-12 |
| 895. | x (mxlxdx) | 96.85 | 98% | 2018-11-30 |
| 896. | Colemak (cubexp208) | 96.79 | 97% | 2020-07-24 |
| 897. | Faktor X (northern_lights) | 96.77 | 99% | 2017-11-09 |
| 898. | ☻ (sachinjangra0) | 96.76 | 97% | 2018-04-11 |
| 899. | Mmm coffee (orchdork7926) | 96.75 | 98% | 2019-04-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,595 | 76.89 | June 26, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 11 | 91.61 | March 4, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 55.43 | August 1, 2020 |
| Sean Wrona's Universe | 1 | 171.18 | April 16, 2017 |