The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 30706. | Bethany (bethanyrose) | 51.25 | 89% | 2014-05-13 |
| 30707. | Michael Schumacher (danvln) | 51.23 | 86% | 2016-08-05 |
| 30708. | Ballu (rajp) | 51.23 | — | 2010-11-08 |
| 30709. | Akshat (kim375) | 51.22 | 94% | 2021-01-21 |
| 30710. | lam (lamdangnhap1) | 51.22 | 88% | 2014-05-15 |
| 30711. | Văn Thái (zeroenergy65) | 51.22 | 93% | 2014-09-19 |
| 30712. | Wieslaw (wieslawo) | 51.22 | 96% | 2016-08-21 |
| 30713. | Plunker (plunker) | 51.20 | 93% | 2021-03-28 |
| 30714. | CybrZero (cybrzero) | 51.20 | 95% | 2022-03-28 |
| 30715. | Rascasse (razcazze) | 51.19 | 96% | 2023-06-08 |
| 30716. | ASpeck (aspeckofdust) | 51.19 | 94% | 2021-01-25 |
| 30717. | Hner (hner) | 51.19 | 89% | 2014-05-20 |
| 30718. | Luffy (y2k430) | 51.19 | 94% | 2012-04-20 |
| 30719. | Nhat (nguoiditim_it) | 51.19 | 94% | 2014-09-30 |
| 30720. | wella (wella_89) | 51.19 | 94% | 2011-10-24 |
| 30721. | weise (jnrkwekua) | 51.19 | 98% | 2014-01-04 |
| 30722. | jimmhealer (jimmyhealer) | 51.18 | 96% | 2021-07-07 |
| 30723. | Kurosaki (dark_trap144) | 51.18 | 97% | 2012-01-21 |
| 30724. | Joe (frugalpapillion) | 51.17 | 86% | 2016-01-31 |
| 30725. | Andreas (eenfeldt) | 51.17 | 94% | 2011-07-10 |
| 30726. | Sergio (rtos) | 51.16 | 92% | 2015-03-31 |
| 30727. | Sebastian (jschavesr) | 51.15 | 90% | 2016-01-29 |
| 30728. | ....VIRENDER (veer365) | 51.15 | 91% | 2017-04-03 |
| 30729. | guner (guner) | 51.15 | — | 2009-07-14 |
| 30730. | c (coleen82) | 51.15 | — | 2010-01-25 |
| 30731. | Safi (_safi_) | 51.14 | 94% | 2021-09-09 |
| 30732. | Nikolai (slipexd) | 51.14 | 97% | 2022-02-04 |
| 30733. | Syed (sohaib_01) | 51.14 | 96.2% | 2023-07-05 |
| 30734. | Julia (juliaoi) | 51.14 | 91% | 2014-06-28 |
| 30735. | Letty (lettym) | 51.13 | 96% | 2013-01-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |