I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1060. | Somali (yahyaah209) | 99.06 | 97.1% | 2025-01-19 |
| 1061. | Geray (der3koy) | 99.01 | 98% | 2025-06-11 |
| 1062. | David (frilless) | 99.01 | 98% | 2025-03-06 |
| 1063. | Dan (hyva) | 98.98 | 98% | 2023-07-16 |
| 1064. | SPQR (tringuyen29) | 98.96 | 96% | 2023-09-12 |
| 1065. | Novadeluxe (fuccboy420) | 98.95 | 96.3% | 2024-10-08 |
| 1066. | Emma (nextexit) | 98.94 | 98% | 2024-02-06 |
| 1067. | BEing VinCI (ppubalo) | 98.93 | 98.9% | 2024-07-18 |
| 1068. | Lowk (gae_23) | 98.90 | 97.9% | 2025-02-01 |
| 1069. | Elias (utoos) | 98.90 | 97.7% | 2024-06-22 |
| 1070. | flibux (flibux) | 98.90 | 96.8% | 2023-06-15 |
| 1071. | Mahdi (sick0speed) | 98.88 | 97% | 2025-05-29 |
| 1072. | Andrea (andylea95) | 98.87 | 99% | 2024-06-08 |
| 1073. | Ghassan (classicalguss) | 98.86 | 98% | 2023-04-14 |
| 1074. | sophia (sophiacav) | 98.84 | 98.3% | 2024-01-16 |
| 1075. | libertus (libertus1) | 98.82 | 97.9% | 2025-01-11 |
| 1076. | Darin (darin8) | 98.79 | 98% | 2024-04-30 |
| 1077. | brew (poke4men) | 98.79 | 97% | 2023-04-24 |
| 1078. | tubesawk (tubesawk) | 98.75 | 97.3% | 2025-04-05 |
| 1079. | zhfwen (zhfwen) | 98.74 | 98% | 2024-08-26 |
| 1080. | Timmy (chet09) | 98.74 | 98.6% | 2024-09-29 |
| 1081. | Jason (d4tb0i) | 98.72 | 96.8% | 2023-11-30 |
| 1082. | Hiroto (supersentaifan3) | 98.70 | 96.5% | 2023-12-19 |
| 1083. | supermoose (supermoose7115) | 98.69 | 96.8% | 2023-10-31 |
| 1084. | Owen (nincompoop10) | 98.67 | 98% | 2024-09-27 |
| 1085. | Andrija (murinkos) | 98.59 | 97.8% | 2024-03-27 |
| 1086. | Andrew (commandrew11) | 98.59 | 97.9% | 2024-10-07 |
| 1087. | Neal (nealsingh) | 98.58 | 97% | 2024-10-01 |
| 1088. | Beige (beigedaddy) | 98.57 | 97% | 2023-08-17 |
| 1089. | Jerrel (jerrel) | 98.57 | 98% | 2024-04-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |