So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1021. | (caramelhershey) | 122.25 | — | 2011-04-24 |
| 1022. | (lattman) | 122.24 | 96% | 2011-12-03 |
| 1023. | (patricia42) | 122.23 | — | 2010-03-16 |
| 1024. | (pervysama) | 122.22 | 99% | 2021-07-24 |
| 1025. | (kaosushijin) | 122.22 | 98% | 2016-02-14 |
| 1026. | (fgaurano) | 122.20 | 98% | 2019-05-10 |
| 1027. | (jaaroy) | 122.19 | 99% | 2020-10-21 |
| 1028. | (peaceinchrist) | 122.18 | 99% | 2022-09-11 |
| 1029. | (hatesmylife) | 122.14 | 99% | 2016-11-23 |
| 1030. | (baron_nashor) | 122.13 | 99% | 2016-11-04 |
| 1031. | (eldlo912) | 122.11 | 98% | 2012-11-12 |
| 1032. | (curlyhaircat) | 122.10 | 97% | 2014-11-21 |
| 1033. | Elvis (krewe11a) | 122.09 | 96% | 2015-12-15 |
| 1034. | (flowergirl228) | 122.08 | — | 2008-09-12 |
| 1035. | neogeosg (robloxplayer71499) | 122.08 | 97% | 2022-11-29 |
| 1036. | (gstakk) | 122.06 | 97% | 2021-07-13 |
| 1037. | PatCh (darglor) | 122.04 | 96% | 2014-08-25 |
| 1038. | (sec5x) | 122.02 | 99% | 2023-04-25 |
| 1039. | mike (jhnsnpatrick) | 122.01 | — | 2008-09-01 |
| 1040. | (djenthero) | 122.00 | 99% | 2016-07-11 |
| 1041. | (sangjoon245) | 121.99 | 99% | 2014-01-08 |
| 1042. | (paceyq) | 121.98 | 97.6% | 2021-02-14 |
| 1043. | Ian (mithril_knight) | 121.98 | — | 2009-10-10 |
| 1044. | (dontgoslow) | 121.97 | 98% | 2013-08-21 |
| 1045. | (averin) | 121.95 | 98% | 2013-05-29 |
| 1046. | Rockodile (rockodile) | 121.94 | 99% | 2023-01-02 |
| 1047. | Huỳnh Quang Thái (holdth... | 121.94 | 98% | 2012-09-10 |
| 1048. | (drgamut) | 121.94 | — | 2008-09-03 |
| 1049. | (loliloliloli) | 121.93 | 96% | 2015-12-29 |
| 1050. | (asegesta) | 121.93 | 99% | 2020-04-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |