So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11673. | Daniel (typingdan) | 82.31 | 97% | 2022-02-06 |
| 11674. | bob (sami1010) | 82.31 | 97% | 2021-02-26 |
| 11675. | Saucter (saucter) | 82.31 | 97% | 2021-12-20 |
| 11676. | Geet (geetl) | 82.31 | 97% | 2020-12-05 |
| 11677. | Rudy (rudyvqt) | 82.31 | 99% | 2012-11-08 |
| 11678. | aka49 (aka49) | 82.31 | 94% | 2016-12-31 |
| 11679. | Emily (ylime7088) | 82.30 | 96% | 2015-03-27 |
| 11680. | Mentosan (mentosan) | 82.30 | 94% | 2016-11-18 |
| 11681. | Oskar (gloomytwirl) | 82.30 | 90% | 2015-05-23 |
| 11682. | Samsworth (samsworth) | 82.29 | 97% | 2023-08-11 |
| 11683. | best ww (iminsanelyslow) | 82.29 | 97% | 2020-06-30 |
| 11684. | omar (33freezing) | 82.29 | 98% | 2021-01-16 |
| 11685. | 1st (toomtam) | 82.29 | 99% | 2019-03-08 |
| 11686. | Jimi (twentey) | 82.29 | 93% | 2016-05-02 |
| 11687. | samantha (sami6788) | 82.29 | — | 2010-02-04 |
| 11688. | JAYVOODOO (jayvoodoo) | 82.29 | 98% | 2016-03-14 |
| 11689. | Nicholas (nack2) | 82.28 | 95% | 2022-07-28 |
| 11690. | Mahmoud (mahmoud_x) | 82.28 | 96.4% | 2023-09-09 |
| 11691. | Aufan (icepondx) | 82.28 | 95% | 2022-07-09 |
| 11692. | UNTiTLED (pshy0) | 82.28 | 96% | 2012-04-16 |
| 11693. | Sami (sami49) | 82.28 | 96% | 2013-08-27 |
| 11694. | Pria (dareldomu) | 82.28 | 98% | 2014-12-14 |
| 11695. | Amir (be11y) | 82.27 | 92% | 2016-07-06 |
| 11696. | Rocky (sushil26) | 82.26 | 98.2% | 2023-08-11 |
| 11697. | z (zsynthical) | 82.26 | 98% | 2022-04-20 |
| 11698. | lhdk2712 (lhdk2712) | 82.26 | 97% | 2021-10-30 |
| 11699. | Bailee (doodlemama22) | 82.26 | 96% | 2021-03-05 |
| 11700. | sohel (sohelahmed) | 82.26 | — | 2010-07-26 |
| 11701. | Arthur (arthurmog) | 82.26 | — | 2010-08-12 |
| 11702. | alex (beeinspired) | 82.25 | 97% | 2021-05-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |