The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11331. | Deni (zingaraaa) | 44.33 | 97% | 2016-04-28 |
| 11332. | Matthew (unawesomeness) | 44.33 | 88% | 2013-09-12 |
| 11333. | Carlo (carloemorallos) | 44.33 | 93% | 2016-09-08 |
| 11334. | Alwin (alwin123) | 44.32 | 97% | 2022-03-24 |
| 11335. | Pro (kvis) | 44.32 | 95% | 2017-12-08 |
| 11336. | Sean (snorps_) | 44.32 | 92% | 2018-07-18 |
| 11337. | Michael (otakumywaifu) | 44.32 | 91% | 2021-02-06 |
| 11338. | Shanai (shanai) | 44.32 | 99% | 2017-11-10 |
| 11339. | Hadern (hadern) | 44.31 | 96% | 2022-05-13 |
| 11340. | Cen (cenpie) | 44.31 | 96% | 2023-07-02 |
| 11341. | Tanvi (viratanvi) | 44.31 | 96% | 2013-08-16 |
| 11342. | Smelly Cat (samhermingtonqu... | 44.31 | 96% | 2017-06-20 |
| 11343. | Nur (nurmd) | 44.31 | 91% | 2014-05-10 |
| 11344. | Lisa (mzfortunate) | 44.31 | — | 2009-10-23 |
| 11345. | HC (hphsong) | 44.31 | 96% | 2014-02-07 |
| 11346. | The Notorious B.O.G. (habad... | 44.30 | 95% | 2023-07-30 |
| 11347. | Tri (trianthony) | 44.29 | 90% | 2011-11-04 |
| 11348. | james (jdfenton1234) | 44.29 | 88% | 2013-06-01 |
| 11349. | Mantvydas (mantvisxxl) | 44.29 | 82% | 2017-03-07 |
| 11350. | darealgummys (darealgummys) | 44.29 | 99% | 2022-09-16 |
| 11351. | ariyaninj (aryaninj) | 44.29 | 93% | 2022-09-07 |
| 11352. | Tokii (qttokii) | 44.29 | 96% | 2021-01-15 |
| 11353. | Manos (manos_jason) | 44.29 | 95% | 2017-04-28 |
| 11354. | xiagox (xiagox) | 44.29 | — | 2009-04-03 |
| 11355. | kristie (mozisek) | 44.29 | — | 2009-02-24 |
| 11356. | Karla (meanlady) | 44.29 | 95% | 2016-06-02 |
| 11357. | Lluisu (lluisu_) | 44.28 | 93% | 2020-09-10 |
| 11358. | Aadesh (aadesh) | 44.28 | 91% | 2014-06-07 |
| 11359. | OrIoX (oriox) | 44.28 | 95% | 2017-06-22 |
| 11360. | hay naku!! (toxicwaste) | 44.28 | — | 2010-11-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |