So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18793. | Michael (kainseth) | 70.24 | 99% | 2018-10-19 |
| 18794. | Hieu (hieugrection) | 70.24 | 95% | 2020-09-24 |
| 18795. | Oliver (ollciso) | 70.24 | 93% | 2016-03-24 |
| 18796. | Alec (rshackleford93) | 70.24 | 98% | 2021-03-01 |
| 18797. | KOREA AH AH (jacksonian) | 70.24 | — | 2011-02-14 |
| 18798. | Michał (michalll) | 70.23 | 97% | 2021-09-18 |
| 18799. | Drake (drakebott) | 70.23 | 96% | 2022-05-24 |
| 18800. | Trung (trunga0) | 70.23 | 92% | 2014-04-21 |
| 18801. | Neeraj (neerajnkk) | 70.23 | 97% | 2014-03-01 |
| 18802. | Max (thexa4) | 70.23 | — | 2008-11-12 |
| 18803. | Dr. Laps (gtraballo) | 70.23 | 90% | 2015-03-16 |
| 18804. | squirrel (squirrelpro) | 70.22 | 95% | 2021-04-21 |
| 18805. | Alex (mindstormscreator) | 70.22 | 94% | 2013-04-14 |
| 18806. | Chalres (charleschrist) | 70.22 | 98% | 2019-01-21 |
| 18807. | Wilson (thewilson) | 70.22 | 92% | 2016-07-15 |
| 18808. | Eden (carreras) | 70.22 | 97% | 2011-11-22 |
| 18809. | Sarvesh (shivam98) | 70.21 | 96% | 2022-06-27 |
| 18810. | Zhaux (zhaux) | 70.21 | 85% | 2014-03-23 |
| 18811. | Japesh (jazz_typer) | 70.21 | 96% | 2022-10-08 |
| 18812. | mat (wehtam) | 70.21 | 94% | 2017-12-18 |
| 18813. | Janus (figit) | 70.21 | 96% | 2021-04-27 |
| 18814. | ENLIGHTENED MAC USER (tedty... | 70.21 | 95% | 2022-01-26 |
| 18815. | D.k. (kumardeep22) | 70.21 | — | 2010-02-25 |
| 18816. | King M - The King Rules....... | 70.21 | — | 2009-04-22 |
| 18817. | dare (dare) | 70.21 | — | 2009-06-02 |
| 18818. | Frederik (kungfu15447) | 70.20 | 96% | 2019-03-11 |
| 18819. | Nihilum (nihillum) | 70.20 | 99% | 2022-02-16 |
| 18820. | Carmen (carm) | 70.20 | 84% | 2011-05-21 |
| 18821. | Azamat (mrnull) | 70.20 | 96% | 2022-03-15 |
| 18822. | Anton (toastyengineer) | 70.20 | 95% | 2013-03-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |