And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12548. | Pentium III 600B (padepad) | 92.60 | 98% | 2015-03-14 |
| 12549. | moltenzephyr (moltenzephyr) | 92.60 | 91% | 2016-02-29 |
| 12550. | Jack (jacknachos) | 92.59 | 97% | 2022-10-02 |
| 12551. | KilinWei (kilinwei) | 92.59 | 98.1% | 2023-08-21 |
| 12552. | Koolie (theslowesttypereva) | 92.59 | 97% | 2019-07-13 |
| 12553. | Maddie (meneely23) | 92.58 | 98% | 2022-04-19 |
| 12554. | James (swishx) | 92.58 | 90% | 2015-12-20 |
| 12555. | Victor (mcturtleo) | 92.58 | 96% | 2019-05-12 |
| 12556. | alretha (alrethafranklin) | 92.58 | 96% | 2016-03-30 |
| 12557. | Diplonicus (johnsadar) | 92.58 | 93% | 2013-11-29 |
| 12558. | Crissvil (khadaffy) | 92.58 | 98% | 2016-10-25 |
| 12559. | Matt (mattyo614) | 92.58 | — | 2010-07-13 |
| 12560. | Justas (drugzas) | 92.57 | 97% | 2018-06-17 |
| 12561. | Eddie (buttdarts21) | 92.57 | 96% | 2022-12-28 |
| 12562. | notjustmetal (nightway11) | 92.57 | 98% | 2022-01-06 |
| 12563. | Sonic (sonicaks) | 92.56 | 99% | 2022-08-23 |
| 12564. | marc (nightowl) | 92.55 | 94% | 2012-02-04 |
| 12565. | Tony (darc_nova) | 92.55 | — | 2009-06-23 |
| 12566. | Stuart (psephos) | 92.55 | 98% | 2021-04-09 |
| 12567. | Albert (albertz) | 92.55 | 97% | 2012-03-22 |
| 12568. | Eric (ericchung) | 92.55 | 97% | 2018-04-17 |
| 12569. | weird_virus (imsajan) | 92.54 | 99% | 2022-11-08 |
| 12570. | Leo (linleo345) | 92.54 | 97% | 2021-04-15 |
| 12571. | Le (plaricn) | 92.54 | 98% | 2016-01-27 |
| 12572. | Kris (tehchrz) | 92.54 | 94% | 2012-06-01 |
| 12573. | Jamie (lacomtesse) | 92.53 | — | 2009-12-12 |
| 12574. | Pat (artham) | 92.53 | 98% | 2019-07-03 |
| 12575. | (altroq) | 92.53 | 97% | 2021-12-10 |
| 12576. | Amir (be11y) | 92.53 | — | 2010-10-17 |
| 12577. | netram88 (netram88) | 92.53 | 97% | 2022-08-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |