I don't think stand-up should really work on the page, so the very existence of this book is an indication of my ultimate failure as a comedian. The text of a stand-up set should be so dependent on performance and tone that it can't really work on the page, otherwise it's just funny writing.
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3615. | Michael (mwormley) | 109.45 | 98% | 2024-05-22 |
| 3616. | supraaxdd (supraaxdd) | 109.44 | 98.7% | 2023-06-18 |
| 3617. | (typist215) | 109.44 | 97.4% | 2024-01-16 |
| 3618. | Tim (frantick) | 109.44 | 99% | 2021-06-01 |
| 3619. | Kelvin Jay (kelvinjay) | 109.44 | 98% | 2018-02-10 |
| 3620. | Kevin 👻 (kcj55575) | 109.43 | 98% | 2017-10-16 |
| 3621. | chachasoba (chachasoba) | 109.42 | 99% | 2022-04-11 |
| 3622. | lilmuzzivert (lilmuzzivert) | 109.42 | 96% | 2022-07-02 |
| 3623. | CoveredInBees (coveredinbees) | 109.42 | 99% | 2019-01-26 |
| 3624. | John (spagh3tt) | 109.42 | 99% | 2017-11-29 |
| 3625. | Yahav (hvchvc4) | 109.41 | 95% | 2025-04-15 |
| 3626. | Kabera (rcdude27) | 109.41 | 98% | 2022-05-31 |
| 3627. | Andre (smallchicken) | 109.41 | 99.3% | 2023-07-07 |
| 3628. | rocky (rockybhai__) | 109.40 | 99.3% | 2024-03-02 |
| 3629. | CloudJuic3 (stormgamer25) | 109.40 | 99% | 2021-07-29 |
| 3630. | Anthony (hungerry) | 109.39 | 99% | 2020-11-04 |
| 3631. | Brandon (steamedbanana) | 109.38 | 99% | 2020-05-12 |
| 3632. | vsauce (varryberry) | 109.38 | 98.4% | 2024-04-15 |
| 3633. | dapiin (dapiin) | 109.38 | 98% | 2021-09-20 |
| 3634. | ukimub (ukimub) | 109.37 | 97% | 2018-01-21 |
| 3635. | aj (peanut2004) | 109.35 | 99.7% | 2023-12-10 |
| 3636. | Turbo (turbo3) | 109.34 | 97.5% | 2024-08-28 |
| 3637. | JGB ðŸ‡ðŸ‡¹ (jgb000) | 109.34 | 98.1% | 2025-01-09 |
| 3638. | (palpha) | 109.31 | 97% | 2026-02-12 |
| 3639. | I'm_on_mobile (yeetusthyfetus) | 109.30 | 97% | 2021-10-05 |
| 3640. | j (jbooster) | 109.30 | 99% | 2021-04-04 |
| 3641. | fnrslvr (fnrslvr) | 109.30 | 98% | 2021-08-10 |
| 3642. | (spireonthemoor) | 109.28 | 97% | 2025-03-06 |
| 3643. | joel (jouel1234567) | 109.28 | 99% | 2022-09-08 |
| 3644. | aoeu (lazycheetah) | 109.28 | 98% | 2018-03-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,947 | 85.52 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 77 | 91.25 | January 9, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 68.43 | May 1, 2024 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 82.07 | April 15, 2017 |